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Urbane Guerrilla · 10-08-2020, 09:38 PM

California Governor Gavin Newsom's office tweets that when eating in public, the public should put their masks back in place between bites of food and presumably sips of their beverages.

https://www.10news.com/news/local-ne...-between-bites

This is colossally silly. Don't hold your breath for me to report having seen anyone eating this way. Democratic Governor, into the bargain.

Spexxvet · 11-23-2010, 09:52 AM

Quote:

SEAL BEACH, Calif. - An 86-year-old woman was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head in her bed at a Southern California nursing home yesterday, and her 88-year-old husband of nearly seven decades was found sitting next to her and arrested on suspicion of murder, police said.

Read more: http://www.philly.com/dailynews/nati...#ixzz167Ywsf54

What do you do?

Public notice: If I cannot tell you the names of my family members, kill me. I don't want to live like that (not that I would be aware), and I don't want my family burdened.

Gravdigr · 11-23-2010, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Public notice: If I cannot tell you the names of my family members, kill me.

Somewhat related:

I (think) I know a guy that has the now-internet-famous tattoo a few inches under his left nipple that says "Do Not Resuscitate".

Lamplighter · 11-25-2010, 10:11 AM

ABC News

Sarah Palin: 'We Gotta Stand With Our North Korean Allies'

Quote:

Palin's gaffe immediately caught fire on the blogosphere.
Liberals jumped to show her response as evidence of Palin's lack of foreign policy expertise.
Conservatives came to her defense, pointing to her response immediately before the gaffe where she discusses sanctions.

Here is the interview with Beck

glatt · 08-04-2017, 07:15 AM

At least these assholes are keeping it in one thread.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-04-2017, 08:27 AM

Remember when you agreed to take the mod job you said you wouldn't be able to be on that much, mostly on weekends?

Of course technology marches on, then comes the growing creep of time consumed, and the feeling of obligation to check just to make sure.

You're doing a good job, thank you.

Gravdigr · 08-04-2017, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You're doing a good job, thank you.

Quoted for truth.

glatt · 08-04-2017, 01:33 PM

Hey. No big deal. It's not much work. I'm just offended that they would sully the cellar.

Gravdigr · 08-17-2017, 01:04 PM

So...

The gay, female-identifying, 24-year old male stripper accuses his 67-year old partner (yep, sexual relationship) of being a cannibal. 67-year old Honey-Bunch pulls a gun, it goes off. Of course it hits no one. The stripper then stabs Honey-Bunch in both eyes with a pen. Not satisfied that Honey-Bunch knows he's crossed a line, Boy Toy then grabs a piece of wood, jams it down Honey-Bunch's throat, and then, just to drive his point home...stomps the piece of wood even further down the man's throat.

Boy Toy then grabbed a backpack, stole some money and escaped out a window. Naked.

The bright side to all this?

It's the first time in six years Honey-Bunch got wood without taking a little blue pill.

Link

Carruthers · 12-08-2017, 02:29 PM

Having spent ninety Great British minutes on a phone call to a financial institution this afternoon, and in need of a short respite from such things, I thought I'd have a look around a news website or two.
One story which caught my eye was an incident where West Midlands Fire Service had to release an 'internet prankster' who had cemented his head in a microwave oven. Yes, we've all done it, haven't we?

WMFS were understandably not amused by this demand on their time...

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West Midlands Fire Twitter

Man 'cements microwave to head' in Wolverhampton

On YouTube the video requires you to sign in but it's available here at Huffington Press

FWIW the 'cement' involved wasn't of the bricklaying type, it was Polyfilla, a plaster based material used to close up cracks in internal walls and ceilings.

The well of human stupidity will never run dry.

Griff · 12-08-2017, 03:08 PM

The well is deep and quickly replenished.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-08-2017, 11:10 PM

He is sooo stupid, and sooo lucky he didn't die.

glatt · 12-09-2017, 05:27 AM

YouTube isn't doing the world any favors by hosting that video and rewarding the guy.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-09-2017, 06:54 AM

But they help kill off the really stupid ones and reward the buddy with the half a beer he's holding.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-29-2018, 10:23 AM

More comfortable than eating and then hurling.

10-08-2020, 09:38 PM	#1
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	California Governor Gavin Newsom's office tweets that when eating in public, the public should put their masks back in place between bites of food and presumably sips of their beverages. https://www.10news.com/news/local-ne...-between-bites This is colossally silly. Don't hold your breath for me to report having seen anyone eating this way. Democratic Governor, into the bargain. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

08-04-2017, 08:27 AM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Remember when you agreed to take the mod job you said you wouldn't be able to be on that much, mostly on weekends? Of course technology marches on, then comes the growing creep of time consumed, and the feeling of obligation to check just to make sure. You're doing a good job, thank you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-17-2017, 01:04 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Your Oddly Entertaining Weird News Item Of The Day So... The gay, female-identifying, 24-year old male stripper accuses his 67-year old partner (yep, sexual relationship) of being a cannibal. 67-year old Honey-Bunch pulls a gun, it goes off. Of course it hits no one. The stripper then stabs Honey-Bunch in both eyes with a pen. Not satisfied that Honey-Bunch knows he's crossed a line, Boy Toy then grabs a piece of wood, jams it down Honey-Bunch's throat, and then, just to drive his point home...stomps the piece of wood even further down the man's throat. Boy Toy then grabbed a backpack, stole some money and escaped out a window. Naked. The bright side to all this? It's the first time in six years Honey-Bunch got wood without taking a little blue pill. Link __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-08-2017, 02:29 PM	#10
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Having spent ninety Great British minutes on a phone call to a financial institution this afternoon, and in need of a short respite from such things, I thought I'd have a look around a news website or two. One story which caught my eye was an incident where West Midlands Fire Service had to release an 'internet prankster' who had cemented his head in a microwave oven. Yes, we've all done it, haven't we? WMFS were understandably not amused by this demand on their time... West Midlands Fire Twitter Man 'cements microwave to head' in Wolverhampton On YouTube the video requires you to sign in but it's available here at Huffington Press FWIW the 'cement' involved wasn't of the bricklaying type, it was Polyfilla, a plaster based material used to close up cracks in internal walls and ceilings. The well of human stupidity will never run dry. __________________

12-08-2017, 03:08 PM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The well is deep and quickly replenished. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-04-2017, 07:15 AM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	At least these assholes are keeping it in one thread.

08-04-2017, 01:33 PM	#8
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Hey. No big deal. It's not much work. I'm just offended that they would sully the cellar.

12-08-2017, 11:10 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He is sooo stupid, and sooo lucky he didn't die. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-09-2017, 05:27 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	YouTube isn't doing the world any favors by hosting that video and rewarding the guy.

12-09-2017, 06:54 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But they help kill off the really stupid ones and reward the buddy with the half a beer he's holding. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-29-2018, 10:23 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	More comfortable than eating and then hurling. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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