Be a post whore! - Page 265

Lola Bunny · 05-25-2014, 06:27 PM

OMG! You're such a good person, Sundae. A lot of people would've just let the mouse to its fate.

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xoxoxoBruce · 05-26-2014, 03:11 AM

Any wild animal you harry/chase/grab, will bite/claw/gore, to avoid becoming a meal. It's not will he bite, it's how big a bite will he take.

sexobon · 06-01-2014, 02:15 AM

Whorrific!

BigV · 06-03-2014, 05:05 PM

It's nice outside. I've been weeding for a few hours. I came inside for a bathroom break and decided to mix a drink.

whoops.

I don't know how much more weeding is gonna take place. I drank too much too fast. Maybe Ill just go outside and sit in the chair and take in the glory of my partially weeded garden and wait to be able to stand/walk/kneel/weed/focus with more confidence/consistency.

...

that sounds kinda terrible, but look. I was very thirsty, and I got this big cup I like. I filled it with ice, full! and then mixed in some marga mix, triple sec, oops, no tequila, so vodka, what the hell, I only taste the mix anyhow.

Man... tha's a big cup. probably 32 oz, and it's almost all gone now.

I'm gonna go try to pull some more grass out of the flower beds.

============

in different news, the radio just announced baseball sized hail in Nebraska. fucking fuck. that is icy death from above. yeeeee-ikes.

Aliantha · 06-03-2014, 06:21 PM

Have fun with that V.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-03-2014, 08:37 PM

Some Nebraska hail.

BigV · 06-03-2014, 10:37 PM

Fucking *ouch*.

infinite monkey · 06-05-2014, 03:09 PM

If smart phones are so smart, how come the screen is completely invisible in the sunshine?

Also (TMI WARNING): I have neon yellow mucus coming out my nose, after a month of an awful cold or whatever it's been. Like toxic waste colored neon yellow.

You might think it's funny, but it's snot.

glatt · 06-05-2014, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

but it's snot.

Hee hee!

That never gets old.

glatt · 06-05-2014, 03:25 PM

I came in here to post this. I picked up a pound bag of lightly salted roasted almonds at Whole Foods yesterday. They are yummy to munch on as a snack.

As I picked one up to pop in my mouth, I noticed it had a fuzzy tail. WTF?
So I split it open and looked inside. Too dam small to see with my crappy eyes, but my phone can see.
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And I unfolded a couple of paper clips and started pulling the fuzzy tail apart. I think that's a bug!
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It was roasted, so safe to eat. But I chose not to.

Be careful with those almonds folks. Look at them before you pop them in your mouth,

glatt · 06-05-2014, 03:26 PM

Holy attachments Batman!

Edit: Phew. That's better.

infinite monkey · 06-05-2014, 03:28 PM

omg omg omg omg omg omg

That's like a space being, in a nutshell. (snickers...and speaking of snickers I only really like Almonds in Hershey Chocolate Bars, and I just bought one, and now I may not be able to eat any of it. )

omg :barf:

Sundae · 06-05-2014, 03:41 PM

I generally try to avoid casual profanity.
But FUCKING HELL!

Sue! Sue! Sue!
And I don't mean a boy called...
Complain anyway. At the least you'll get a refund.

What a horrible surprise. I've never even been that disappoint by the contents of a Kinder Egg.

DanaC · 06-05-2014, 04:12 PM

That ain't just a bug. That's a bug wiv babies.

Aliantha · 06-05-2014, 04:38 PM

Gross me out dude! Oh, and WTF!

05-26-2014, 03:11 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Any wild animal you harry/chase/grab, will bite/claw/gore, to avoid becoming a meal. It's not will he bite, it's how big a bite will he take. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-03-2014, 05:05 PM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	It's nice outside. I've been weeding for a few hours. I came inside for a bathroom break and decided to mix a drink. whoops. I don't know how much more weeding is gonna take place. I drank too much too fast. Maybe Ill just go outside and sit in the chair and take in the glory of my partially weeded garden and wait to be able to stand/walk/kneel/weed/focus with more confidence/consistency. ... that sounds kinda terrible, but look. I was very thirsty, and I got this big cup I like. I filled it with ice, full! and then mixed in some marga mix, triple sec, oops, no tequila, so vodka, what the hell, I only taste the mix anyhow. Man... tha's a big cup. probably 32 oz, and it's almost all gone now. I'm gonna go try to pull some more grass out of the flower beds. ============ in different news, the radio just announced baseball sized hail in Nebraska. fucking fuck. that is icy death from above. yeeeee-ikes. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-03-2014, 06:21 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Have fun with that V. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-03-2014, 08:37 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Some Nebraska hail. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-03-2014, 10:37 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Fucking ouch. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-25-2014, 06:27 PM	#1
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	OMG! You're such a good person, Sundae. A lot of people would've just let the mouse to its fate. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk

06-01-2014, 02:15 AM	#3
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Whorrific!

06-05-2014, 03:09 PM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	If smart phones are so smart, how come the screen is completely invisible in the sunshine? Also (TMI WARNING): I have neon yellow mucus coming out my nose, after a month of an awful cold or whatever it's been. Like toxic waste colored neon yellow. You might think it's funny, but it's snot. Last edited by infinite monkey; 06-05-2014 at 03:14 PM.

06-05-2014, 03:25 PM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I came in here to post this. I picked up a pound bag of lightly salted roasted almonds at Whole Foods yesterday. They are yummy to munch on as a snack. As I picked one up to pop in my mouth, I noticed it had a fuzzy tail. WTF? So I split it open and looked inside. Too dam small to see with my crappy eyes, but my phone can see. And I unfolded a couple of paper clips and started pulling the fuzzy tail apart. I think that's a bug! It was roasted, so safe to eat. But I chose not to. Be careful with those almonds folks. Look at them before you pop them in your mouth,

06-05-2014, 03:26 PM	#11
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Holy attachments Batman! Edit: Phew. That's better.

06-05-2014, 03:28 PM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	omg omg omg omg omg omg That's like a space being, in a nutshell. (snickers...and speaking of snickers I only really like Almonds in Hershey Chocolate Bars, and I just bought one, and now I may not be able to eat any of it. ) omg :barf:

06-05-2014, 03:41 PM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I generally try to avoid casual profanity. But FUCKING HELL! Sue! Sue! Sue! And I don't mean a boy called... Complain anyway. At the least you'll get a refund. What a horrible surprise. I've never even been that disappoint by the contents of a Kinder Egg. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-05-2014, 04:38 PM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Gross me out dude! Oh, and WTF! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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