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05-04-2011, 11:27 AM
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what happened? you step on a bottle cap?
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05-04-2011, 11:30 AM
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Blew out his flip flop, stepped on a pop top.
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05-04-2011, 11:32 AM
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read ya some jimmeh buffet novels! he's an excellent writer imo!
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05-04-2011, 11:53 AM
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Back in 10
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He has an ankle bite, I thought you claimed a pitbull bit you? Chihuahuas are ankle biters! Tell the real story!
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05-04-2011, 02:04 PM
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so instead of the chihuahua saying: "yo quiero taco bell" it said "yo quiero big sarge!"
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05-04-2011, 02:32 PM
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big sarge is not queer. He might be a queen, I'm not sure. Pam?
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05-04-2011, 04:49 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Ya'll really know how to kick someone when they are down? I'm in friggin pain and traumatized over this attack. See how compassionate you fuckers are. Geez!!
Here's the picture of Brutus. I could have been killed and I'm lucky to have escaped with only a severe mauling!
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05-04-2011, 05:46 PM
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LOL!
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05-04-2011, 06:29 PM
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boy am i glad i'm not drinkin a beer right now!!
THAT'S funny! ok here we go ETA: lucky for you it wasn't the killer bunny!!
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05-04-2011, 06:41 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Outstanding, lol.
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05-04-2011, 07:05 PM
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 @SargeBut whomever dressed that poor little dog like that, should be shot! or at least suffer from a severe ankle bite!
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05-04-2011, 07:15 PM
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still says videotape
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No dog bite jokes!
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05-04-2011, 07:56 PM
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It's a Tur-dog-hen!
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05-04-2011, 08:42 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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What the hell is a tur dog hen???????
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05-04-2011, 08:54 PM
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a variation of the turducken a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. here's one wrapped in bacon:
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