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12-28-2010, 12:40 PM
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a beautiful fool
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fuck. sitting at my desk crying... I have to stop reading them.
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There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool |
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12-18-2012, 02:05 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Location: Seattle
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1--get tissues 2--click video 3--repeat.
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12-28-2010, 01:04 PM
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a beautiful fool
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There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool |
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12-30-2010, 10:22 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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There are over 160 pages of this shit and I can't make it past page 16! UNCLE! I surrender, please. I'm scaring the dogs and probably the neighbors with the insane howling laughter. .... <breathe> ok.... ok.... jeebus.
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12-30-2010, 11:16 PM
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Master Dwellar
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my thoughts exactly!
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12-30-2010, 11:46 PM
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Vivacious Vivisectionist
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lmao. Wherever that happened, I see the Edge symbol.. bet they're some country-type folk.
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12-30-2010, 11:48 PM
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Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
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What's wrong with country type folk?
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12-31-2010, 07:37 PM
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Vivacious Vivisectionist
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12-31-2010, 07:53 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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      J/K
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01-03-2011, 07:33 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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Obama wals into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that"? The parrot replies "Africa. They're all over the place".
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01-14-2011, 08:23 AM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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PUNS FOR THOSE WITH A HIGHER IQ
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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01-14-2011, 10:30 AM
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The future is unwritten
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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01-04-2011, 12:34 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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A little known fact ...
The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain may also be important. Ladies ... Quit Laughing.
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01-04-2011, 12:38 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an
attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you sat on the cat." .....He never heard the gunshot.
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01-04-2011, 07:34 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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