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Old 06-16-2009, 11:50 AM   #1
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Baaahaaahaaaa

What is it with the whole "and I don't hate anyone" motif they got goin' on?

(OH, duh, just realized it is the queen of "and I don't hate anyone." )

Like, you're sooooo horrible that they felt they needed to delve into the deep recesses of their psyche and pull out some hate for you.

What a bunch of lying dramatists.

Me? I hate lots and lots of people. And I hate everyone.

Jim
I hate you with the passions
of a long slaughtered baby calf
Veal that was strewn on the floor
with the Jack Daniels and torn hearts
of the truly hurt
that you can't understand
You whose heart is made of mud puddles
And tissue paper
the world shall remember
That I hated you.

(Throws hand to forehead in dramatic and sentimental gesture.)

-The first of 9998848758 Laments for Lumberjim
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:56 AM   #2
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Baaahaaahaaaa

What is it with the whole "and I don't hate anyone" motif they got goin' on?

(OH, duh, just realized it is the queen of "and I don't hate anyone." )

Like, you're sooooo horrible that they felt they needed to delve into the deep recesses of their psyche and pull out some hate for you.

What a bunch of lying dramatists.

Me? I hate lots and lots of people. And I hate everyone.

Jim
I hate you with the passions
of a long slaughtered baby calf
Veal that was strewn on the floor
with the Jack Daniels and torn hearts
of the truly hurt
that you can't understand
You whose heart is made of mud puddles
And tissue paper
the world shall remember
That I hated you.

(Throws hand to forehead in dramatic and sentimental gesture.)

-The first of 9998848758 Laments for Lumberjim
i haz a tear.

.....so......



....beautiful.....



:: sob ::
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:52 AM   #3
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That is rather disturbing. Of course, I always thought she was marichiko-as-Tiki to begin with; but, yes, a definite core of rage there - most probably due to injesting expired canned meat product from the charity pantry, etc.

I don't know these people; I've never been to their board; I hope they don't come to this board. They are boring me.


and doesn't ANYONE get how insane tiki was before all this? the poim? The cowboy boots? Taken together those two things do not bode well for mental health. Show me a woman writing ODES wearing cowboy boots and I'll show you a woman writing ODES whist wearing cowboy boots.
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:57 AM   #4
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Thank you. Ya know, it all comes straight from my ever-lovin' heart. Except for you. I ain't ever lovin' you.

LOL
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:59 AM   #5
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I have a new user title for Shawnee: Beast Poet
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:00 PM   #6
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I like it...can you and SG handle the Festival Queen duties for a while?
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:01 PM   #7
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I like it...can you and SG handle the Festival Queen duties for a while?
I think Cherry and I can take over your responsibilities...you were the one against gay marriage, right?

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Old 06-16-2009, 12:08 PM   #8
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Nooooooo, I was the one against ANY marriage.
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:09 PM   #9
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Oh! Right! my bad!


anyway, your poetry is, like, amazing, dude. Now, if you would just put on these cowboy boots...
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:29 PM   #10
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I have da tramp stamp. I can handle de strwb duties.
Nuff said.

Can we export Flint to PD?
Just askin.
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:14 PM   #11
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Oooh, I have one I'd like to export too! He wants to marry PD and have ten thousand of their babies...so live there!

Thanks for taking over strawb dooties!
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:13 PM   #12
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You know I do post searches for my own name, right?
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:17 PM   #13
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You know I do post searches for my own name, right?

Do you also search for fl1nt?
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:15 PM   #14
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Awww. Dont export Flint. I like Flint.
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:19 PM   #15
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I search for Fl1nt...but i never find him...
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