Bacon!....wtf? - Page 24

Mad Professor · 04-02-2009, 02:42 AM

Crimson Ghost · 04-02-2009, 03:20 AM

Oh.
My.
God.

That is the most perfect food ever.

Sheldonrs · 04-02-2009, 09:45 AM

Shakin' bacon.

04-02-2009, 01:35 PM

I am one of the original members of the Bacon Cult, but EWWWWWWW.

Queen of the Ryche · 04-02-2009, 01:45 PM

" Product Features

Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
Shelf Life of 12 years.
No refrigeration needed.
Jätte gott! "

I think I'll pass, thanks.....

Elspode · 04-02-2009, 06:47 PM

There must be enough nitrites in that to get a good start on making explosives.

wolf · 04-02-2009, 10:55 PM

Would a rift in the space-time continuum be caused if you put both Squeez Bacon and Spray Cheez on the same Ritz Cracker?

Pie · 04-02-2009, 11:03 PM

No, but you would stroke out if you ate it.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-03-2009, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

There must be enough nitrites in that to get a good start on making explosives.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

No, but you would stroke out if you ate it.

C'mon people, live a little. Run with scissors... make ugly faces that might freeze... Squeez bacon.

Pie · 04-03-2009, 02:51 PM

Oh, I'm all for 'living a little' -- just not with such insubstantial payout as squeeze bacon! If I'm gonna sin at that level, it better be GOOD!

jinx · 04-03-2009, 03:03 PM

Hear hear, Pie - bring on the squeeze foie gras!

Pie · 04-03-2009, 03:08 PM

On toast points. With cornichons.

04-03-2009, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

Oh, I'm all for 'living a little' -- just not with such insubstantial payout as squeeze bacon! If I'm gonna sin at that level, it better be GOOD!

Seriously, man. Living dangerously with squeeze bacon is like indulging in promiscuous sex with ugly virgins.

If I'm going to slut it up, culinary-style or otherwise, I want it to be worth it!

Queen of the Ryche · 04-03-2009, 03:43 PM

Gotta be greasy AND crunchy or it aint bacon.

xhaos01 · 04-03-2009, 04:50 PM

MmmmmMMmmmMMMMMM BACONLUBE

04-02-2009, 02:42 AM	#346
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04-02-2009, 03:20 AM	#347
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Oh. My. God. That is the most perfect food ever. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

04-02-2009, 09:45 AM	#348
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Shakin' bacon. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-02-2009, 01:45 PM	#350
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	" Product Features Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®. 16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon! Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine. Shelf Life of 12 years. No refrigeration needed. Jätte gott! " I think I'll pass, thanks..... __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-02-2009, 06:47 PM	#351
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	There must be enough nitrites in that to get a good start on making explosives. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-02-2009, 01:35 PM	#349
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	I am one of the original members of the Bacon Cult, but EWWWWWWW.

04-02-2009, 10:55 PM	#352
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Would a rift in the space-time continuum be caused if you put both Squeez Bacon and Spray Cheez on the same Ritz Cracker? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-02-2009, 11:03 PM	#353
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	No, but you would stroke out if you ate it. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-03-2009, 02:51 PM	#355
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Oh, I'm all for 'living a little' -- just not with such insubstantial payout as squeeze bacon! If I'm gonna sin at that level, it better be GOOD! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-03-2009, 03:03 PM	#356
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Hear hear, Pie - bring on the squeeze foie gras! __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-03-2009, 03:08 PM	#357
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	On toast points. With cornichons. Attached Images __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-03-2009, 03:43 PM	#359
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Gotta be greasy AND crunchy or it aint bacon. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-03-2009, 04:50 PM	#360
xhaos01 Victim of an overactive imagination Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 85	MmmmmMMmmmMMMMMM BACONLUBE Attached Images __________________ Life ain't always beautiful... but its a beautiful ride. - Gary Allen Carpe DM - Sieze the Dungeon Master I drank WHAT?!?! - Socrates

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