The WTF NSFW thread - Page 233

dmg1969 · 12-22-2011, 11:13 AM

I have a Yorkie, so I can translate. She looks to be thinking "You see the kind of shit I have to put with? If I was a German Shepherd, you wouldn't be sucking my nipples you fucking wacko."

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This guy reaches a different level of WTF?, when you realize his pants are unzipped.

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Gravdigr · 12-23-2011, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dmg1969

I have a Yorkie, so I can translate. She looks to be thinking "Help me. Please help me."

FIFY.

classicman · 12-22-2011, 11:34 AM

bwahahahaha @ dmg

HungLikeJesus · 12-22-2011, 03:55 PM

So, cow milk is good, but fresh dog milk is bad?

Undertoad · 12-22-2011, 05:33 PM

Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Lasts longer than any other type of milk.

richlevy · 12-24-2011, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Lasts longer than any other type of milk.

Before the Internet, this would not have been possible. You would not have been able to say to yourself, 'HMMM, we're discussing dog's milk. Wasn't there something on Red Dwarf on that?' and find an answer. Now not only can you search for it, but with Youtube there is a good chance there's a clip posted.

BTW, the guy playing Holly who had most of the lines in that clip was brilliant.

footfootfoot · 12-22-2011, 05:37 PM

Yes.

Rhianne · 12-24-2011, 09:36 PM

Norman Lovett - an ex-neighbour of mine.

Undertoad · 12-24-2011, 10:03 PM

His deadpan delivery was always awesome. I always remember:

"Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on. It's still going on. It's still an emergency. This is an emergency announcement."

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richlevy · 12-30-2011, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

His deadpan delivery was always awesome. I always remember:

"Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on. It's still going on. It's still an emergency. This is an emergency announcement."

I'm not one for cutesy ringtones but I might have to make an exception for that one.

ZenGum · 01-21-2012, 05:32 AM

Only mildly NSFW but here you go:

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"Captain's log, star-date 2604..."

classicman · 12-27-2011, 04:56 PM

Whats that "thing" on the sand between her legs?
(sorry, I couldn't resist)

BigV · 12-27-2011, 05:13 PM

between her knees is the handle to the reel

between her mid thighs is a rope on a cleat on the back of the swim step she's kneeling on

footfootfoot · 12-27-2011, 06:57 PM

I already have enough sporting hobbies right now, but I wonder why I didn't take up fishing instead of deer hunting.

12-22-2011, 11:34 AM	#3
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HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	So, cow milk is good, but fresh dog milk is bad? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Yes. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Only mildly NSFW but here you go: "Captain's log, star-date 2604..." __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-22-2011, 05:33 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Lasts longer than any other type of milk.

12-24-2011, 09:36 PM	#8
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Norman Lovett - an ex-neighbour of mine.

12-24-2011, 10:03 PM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	His deadpan delivery was always awesome. I always remember: "Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on. It's still going on. It's still an emergency. This is an emergency announcement."

12-27-2011, 04:56 PM	#13
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Whats that "thing" on the sand between her legs? (sorry, I couldn't resist) __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	between her knees is the handle to the reel between her mid thighs is a rope on a cleat on the back of the swim step she's kneeling on __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-27-2011, 06:57 PM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I already have enough sporting hobbies right now, but I wonder why I didn't take up fishing instead of deer hunting. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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