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infinite monkey · 05-25-2012, 08:45 AM

Caps are porcelain.. Will there be a big demand for toilet materials?

Trilby · 05-25-2012, 09:15 AM

You never know.

classicman · 05-25-2012, 03:09 PM

CAPS?

(see what I did thar?)

footfootfoot · 05-25-2012, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I think we should go back to using the teeth of our enemies as currency.

DanaC · 05-26-2012, 05:37 AM

Ahhh Richard Herring. I think I am a little bit in love with that man

Gravdigr · 05-28-2012, 09:09 AM

Priest apologizes for unholy language on Facebook

Nirvana · 06-01-2012, 09:31 PM

400 sheep fall from overpass, strike cars after truck rollover in Australia

Joseph Netto CNN

9:57 a.m. PDT, June 1, 2012
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA—
A truck carrying nearly 400 sheep tipped over while on an Australia overpass, sending the helpless animals tumbling down on shocked drivers below, CNN affiliate Network Ten reported.

The incident occurred Thursday night in Laverton North near Melbourne.

"We looked up and we could see the truck flip on its side and then the next minute, we were underneath and yeah, raining sheep doesn't happen everyday," said Kristy Davis, a witness.
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400 sheep fall from overpass, strike cars after truck rollover in Australia
Joseph Netto CNN

9:57 a.m. PDT, June 1, 2012
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA—
A truck carrying nearly 400 sheep tipped over while on an Australia overpass, sending the helpless animals tumbling down on shocked drivers below, CNN affiliate Network Ten reported.

The incident occurred Thursday night in Laverton North near Melbourne.

"We looked up and we could see the truck flip on its side and then the next minute, we were underneath and yeah, raining sheep doesn't happen everyday," said Kristy Davis, a witness.

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Australia
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Hannah Sidebottom, [ Really?]another witness, said the incident was a surprise.

"I saw them coming down like a mountain of, it looked like dirt but obviously wasn't, and then, there was nothing we could do they were literally on top of us," she told the affiliate.

Only one person was hospitalized, but the sheep did not fare as well. Less than 10 of them are expected to survive.

Animal welfare officials said the road was littered with dead and dying sheep.

"They were confronted with a very horrific, very distressing sight," the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said.

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Poor little lambs!

Gravdigr · 06-02-2012, 02:29 PM

The officer that issued the ticket in this story is contender numero uno for the Golden Asshole Award.

What a fucking douche.

ZenGum · 06-05-2012, 06:26 AM

So wrong, yet so damn funny.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...illed-car.html

Yes, that link says what you think it says.

Eta: Ahem. what it said, until the software shortened it, was http:// www. dailymail.co.uk/ news/ article-2154283/ Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.h t m l

DanaC · 06-05-2012, 07:05 AM

Well, fuck.

fargon · 06-05-2012, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

So wrong, yet so damn funny.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...illed-car.html

Yes, that link says what you think it says.

Eta: Ahem. what it said, until the software shortened it, was http:// www. dailymail.co.uk/ news/ article-2154283/ Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.h t m l

That link made me has a sad.

TheMercenary · 06-05-2012, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana

400 sheep fall from overpass, strike cars after truck rollover in Australia

Lemming's or Demoncrats?

TheMercenary · 06-05-2012, 07:53 PM

*ALERTS TO WORLDWIDE THREATS IN 2012*
*From JOHN CLEESE *

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and
have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,
though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A
Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940
when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
"Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
"Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish
Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the
Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have
been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat
Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat
they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to
"She'll be all right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I
think we'll need to cancel the Barbie this weekend!" and "The Barbie is
cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final
escalation level.

Regards,
John Cleese,
British writer, actor and very tall person

And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting
aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

ZenGum · 06-06-2012, 04:30 AM

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-06-0...helped/4055696

Quote:

Senior police in Perth have revealed a man impersonating a police officer gained access to high-security facilities on nine separate occasions.

Police Commissioner Karl O'Callaghan says it has been a wake-up call for the force.

He says it will be alleged the 18-year-old man was wearing a stolen police uniform when he entered the Perth Watch House six times, crime headquarters at Curtin House twice, and police headquarters once during May.

The man showed up at the lock-up with a full police utility belt, complete with handcuffs, police issue baton and holster.

Mr O'Callaghan also revealed the impersonator did more than wander around inside buildings.

He says the man turned up at a traffic accident pretending to be a policeman.

"He has been involved in other incidents; as far as I know he's attended a crash, but I'm not sure about what he did there, apart from render assistance," he said.

TheMercenary · 06-06-2012, 04:51 AM

Octo-mom quit before she started. What a tool.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/06/octomo...rance-florida/

05-25-2012, 09:15 AM	#332
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	You never know. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-25-2012, 03:09 PM	#333
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05-28-2012, 09:09 AM	#336
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Priest apologizes for unholy language on Facebook __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-01-2012, 09:31 PM	#337
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	400 sheep fall from overpass, strike cars after truck rollover in Australia Joseph Netto CNN 9:57 a.m. PDT, June 1, 2012 MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA— A truck carrying nearly 400 sheep tipped over while on an Australia overpass, sending the helpless animals tumbling down on shocked drivers below, CNN affiliate Network Ten reported. The incident occurred Thursday night in Laverton North near Melbourne. "We looked up and we could see the truck flip on its side and then the next minute, we were underneath and yeah, raining sheep doesn't happen everyday," said Kristy Davis, a witness. Home > Seattle's Q13 FOX News 400 sheep fall from overpass, strike cars after truck rollover in Australia Many of the sheep died in the accident Ads by Google 400 sheep fall from overpass, strike cars after truck rollover in Australia Joseph Netto CNN 9:57 a.m. PDT, June 1, 2012 MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA— A truck carrying nearly 400 sheep tipped over while on an Australia overpass, sending the helpless animals tumbling down on shocked drivers below, CNN affiliate Network Ten reported. The incident occurred Thursday night in Laverton North near Melbourne. "We looked up and we could see the truck flip on its side and then the next minute, we were underneath and yeah, raining sheep doesn't happen everyday," said Kristy Davis, a witness. Topics Australia CNN (tv network) Sign up for Q13 FOX News Daily Hannah Sidebottom, [ Really?]another witness, said the incident was a surprise. "I saw them coming down like a mountain of, it looked like dirt but obviously wasn't, and then, there was nothing we could do they were literally on top of us," she told the affiliate. Only one person was hospitalized, but the sheep did not fare as well. Less than 10 of them are expected to survive. Animal welfare officials said the road was littered with dead and dying sheep. "They were confronted with a very horrific, very distressing sight," the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said. LINK Poor little lambs! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

06-02-2012, 02:29 PM	#338
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The officer that issued the ticket in this story is contender numero uno for the Golden Asshole Award. What a fucking douche. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-25-2012, 08:45 AM	#331
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Caps are porcelain.. Will there be a big demand for toilet materials?

06-05-2012, 06:26 AM	#339
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So wrong, yet so damn funny. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...illed-car.html Yes, that link says what you think it says. Eta: Ahem. what it said, until the software shortened it, was http:// www. dailymail.co.uk/ news/ article-2154283/ Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.h t m l __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-05-2012, 07:53 PM	#343
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	ALERTS TO WORLDWIDE THREATS IN 2012 From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be all right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the Barbie this weekend!" and "The Barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. Regards, John Cleese, British writer, actor and very tall person And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

06-06-2012, 04:51 AM	#345
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Octo-mom quit before she started. What a tool. http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/06/octomo...rance-florida/ __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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