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Old 09-21-2010, 01:14 PM   #1
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I don't need you. All I need is this thermos.
I'm picking out a thermos for you. Not an ordinary thermos for you.
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:19 PM   #2
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I don't need you. All I need is this thermos.
[NavinJohnson]And this lamp. All I need is this thermos, and this lamp! And that's all I need. And this pen...All I need is this thermos, this lamp, and this pen, and that's ALL I NEED! C'mon Shithead.[/NavinJohnson]
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:28 AM   #3
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Seraphim
Much better than Cherubim, the suck-ups to God, Seraphim have SIX pairs of wings for blsitering power and speed. To paraphrase Lightning McQueen: "There is one winner and eight losers"
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:51 AM   #4
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Seraphim
Much better than Cherubim, the suck-ups to God, Seraphim have SIX pairs of wings for blsitering power and speed. To paraphrase Lightning McQueen: "There is one winner and eight losers"
Funny.
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:21 PM   #5
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Products I wholeheartedly endorse: "Corn Nuts" yummm
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:22 PM   #6
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Dude, I swear, the giant family farm where I worked as a kid grew some of them there corns for them there nuts.

Yummm indeedy!
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:25 PM   #7
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Corn Nuts "Bust a Nut" radio ad:
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:27 PM   #8
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"lightly toasted and hard as well."

Hahaha!
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:34 PM   #9
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I met a few of the Holloway family (Corn Nuts magnates) on a bike trip in the mid 80's. Nice folks, they all had great senses of humor.
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:35 PM   #10
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Corn Nuts GOOOOOD!!!
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:44 PM   #11
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I'm a corn nut magnet too.

They really are good. I don't know, after all my dental work, I'd be afraid to eat them.
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Old 09-29-2010, 01:59 PM   #12
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Today, I am wholeheartedly supporting Mucinex. Like magic, it is. Not coughing (much), seem to be able to breathe, nose running like a faucet, but there's nothing in it to dry up the nose.
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Old 09-29-2010, 02:00 PM   #13
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Try meth, it'll make the bestest boogers.
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Old 09-29-2010, 02:15 PM   #14
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I like the weight loss option with that, too, but I don't know if my dental plan is good enough .

Was funny last night at the all-night stupidmarket when the checkout lady demanded to see some idea. I looked at her, cough, sniffled, and held out $25, asking, is that good enough for you? I don't make meth on Tuesdays, only weekends.

She was satisfied. I looked pretty miserable and desperate.
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Old 10-13-2010, 05:56 PM   #15
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Plantronics has been developing telephone headsets for many years. For wired or bluetooth phone gear, they are still the king.

Verizon FIOS remains top notch. No complaints in years of service so far.

When you need technology/computer products, you must buy them from Newegg.

I am a huge fan of northeastern-US supermarket chain Wegman's. They delight in every way.
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