Weird News - Page 220

classicman · 12-10-2015, 08:17 PM

More like country clubs

Gravdigr · 12-31-2015, 02:15 PM

That little girl looks just like Uncledigr's second daughter when she was that age. It's uncanny. He about tripped when I sent him the picture a while back.

She does maths for the gubmint.

Gravdigr · 12-31-2015, 02:17 PM

Oh, yeah...what for I came here:

Family horrified by gruesome death on cruise ship

At the linked article there is a photo of a bloody elevator door, so, if'n you be squeamy, be warned.

tw · 12-31-2015, 03:23 PM

Starting tomorrow, Copyright (held by the state of Bararia) expires. Meaning anyone can now republish Hitler's book Mein Kampf. Will Trump love it or hate it as competition?

sexobon · 01-01-2016, 12:56 AM

Lola Bunny missed her chance to become a rootin' tootin' gun totin' Texan; but, it's not too late for Clod!

Quote:

Texas to start New Year with law allowing open carry of handguns

When the new year begins in the Lone Star State, licensed Texans for the first time since 1871 will be allowed to carry a holstered pistol in public under an "open carry" law passed in the Republican-dominated 2015 legislative session ...

... Under the new law, nearly 1 million people in Texas who have passed a required safety course and have a concealed handgun permit will be allowed to carry holstered handguns. ...

... The law allows individual property owners and companies to ban open carry inside their establishments. If businesses opt out, they are required to display a specifically worded sign on their doors.

Many Texas companies, like H-E-B grocery, the state's largest private employer, have said they would continue to allow concealed carrying of firearms, but not open carry.

H-E-B noted that many customers have said they would be uncomfortable with people in store aisles openly carrying a pistol. ...

... The law specifically bans the carrying of guns, either openly or concealed, in a wide variety of places including schools, bars, sports arenas and secure areas of airports.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-02-2016, 05:56 PM

A 2012 Tennessee state law allows police to force drivers to have blood drawn. Previously, drivers could decline such tests with the understanding that their drivers license would be suspended.

That makes me wonder if the cops wait for test results before shipping you to the Gulag?

footfootfoot · 02-01-2016, 10:01 PM

A DAD won a £2,000 holiday with this funny selfie of a HORSE photobombing a family picture - only for the animal’s owner to say he didn’t have her permission to take a snap of her nag.

Didn't really belong in horses, (although the owner sounds like a horse's ass) not 100% weird news either, and not exactly Idiot of the day, but I didn't think it needed its own thread.

I'm unfamiliar with UK laws with respect to photography, but in the US she'd get a punch in the cunt if she tried to press this issue.

What an extra douche nozzle-y thing to move the horse. Sort of fleeing the horse after the shutter has been closed. Or something like that.

I hope her horse steps on her foot.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-01-2016, 10:17 PM

It's easy to see why Nicola's a cunt, she gets it from her father. The parents always have different names in these stories.

glatt · 02-02-2016, 07:52 AM

So the mother of 3 says she could really have used the £2,000. I'm sure she would love that money, but if things are really that tight for her, maybe she shouldn't own a horse. It's not exactly an inexpensive hobby.

footfootfoot · 02-02-2016, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

+10 points to footer for douche nozzle

Ha ha! The other day, in a moment of pique, I called someone a douche nozzle while the inch and mm were in the car. The inch was scandalized and as a result the mm became hyper-curious. I did some clever French etymology to allay the inch's embarrassment and then explained how it's used in the US as a shower for lady bits, to satisfy the mm's burgeoning prurience.

It is such a satisfying phrase to say.

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Originally Posted by glatt

So the mother of 3 says she could really have used the £2,000. I'm sure she would love that money, but if things are really that tight for her, maybe she shouldn't own a horse. It's not exactly an inexpensive hobby.

I know, right. And no one pointed out the obvious irony of a cow owning a horse.

fargon · 02-02-2016, 07:12 AM

Looks like they can go on holiday after all. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...day-prize.html

Undertoad · 02-02-2016, 07:22 AM

+10 points to footer for douche nozzle

Gravdigr · 02-02-2016, 09:06 AM

Sure. What could possibly go wrong?

San Francisco park reopens with new outdoor urinal

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Meanwhile, in PA Arizona:

Man gets 18 months' probation in Arizona bestiality case

glatt · 02-02-2016, 11:45 AM

If a city has a homeless population but doesn't provide public toilets, then the city is the toilet.

orthodoc · 02-02-2016, 11:18 PM

You probably only piqued the inch's prurient interest. Although for her to have been scandalized in the first place, she clearly knew what was what. She now has ammunition with which to confuse and deflect horrified adults when she uses the term at school, though, so it's a win.

12-10-2015, 08:17 PM	#1
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	More like country clubs __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-31-2015, 02:15 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That little girl looks just like Uncledigr's second daughter when she was that age. It's uncanny. He about tripped when I sent him the picture a while back. She does maths for the gubmint. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-31-2015, 02:17 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oh, yeah...what for I came here: Family horrified by gruesome death on cruise ship At the linked article there is a photo of a bloody elevator door, so, if'n you be squeamy, be warned. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-02-2016, 05:56 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A 2012 Tennessee state law allows police to force drivers to have blood drawn. Previously, drivers could decline such tests with the understanding that their drivers license would be suspended. That makes me wonder if the cops wait for test results before shipping you to the Gulag? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-01-2016, 10:01 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Total cunt, partial cunt, or just a plain, old cunt? A DAD won a £2,000 holiday with this funny selfie of a HORSE photobombing a family picture - only for the animal’s owner to say he didn’t have her permission to take a snap of her nag. Didn't really belong in horses, (although the owner sounds like a horse's ass) not 100% weird news either, and not exactly Idiot of the day, but I didn't think it needed its own thread. I'm unfamiliar with UK laws with respect to photography, but in the US she'd get a punch in the cunt if she tried to press this issue. What an extra douche nozzle-y thing to move the horse. Sort of fleeing the horse after the shutter has been closed. Or something like that. I hope her horse steps on her foot. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-31-2015, 03:23 PM	#4
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Starting tomorrow, Copyright (held by the state of Bararia) expires. Meaning anyone can now republish Hitler's book Mein Kampf. Will Trump love it or hate it as competition?

02-01-2016, 10:17 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's easy to see why Nicola's a cunt, she gets it from her father. The parents always have different names in these stories. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-02-2016, 07:52 AM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	So the mother of 3 says she could really have used the £2,000. I'm sure she would love that money, but if things are really that tight for her, maybe she shouldn't own a horse. It's not exactly an inexpensive hobby.

02-02-2016, 07:12 AM	#11
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Looks like they can go on holiday after all. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...day-prize.html __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

02-02-2016, 07:22 AM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	+10 points to footer for douche nozzle

02-02-2016, 09:06 AM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Sure. What could possibly go wrong? San Francisco park reopens with new *outdoor* urinal ****************************************************** Meanwhile, in PA Arizona: Man gets 18 months' probation in Arizona bestiality case __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-02-2016, 11:45 AM	#14
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	If a city has a homeless population but doesn't provide public toilets, then the city is the toilet.

02-02-2016, 11:18 PM	#15
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	You probably only piqued the inch's prurient interest. Although for her to have been scandalized in the first place, she clearly knew what was what. She now has ammunition with which to confuse and deflect horrified adults when she uses the term at school, though, so it's a win. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

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