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Old 02-11-2016, 12:21 PM   #1
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OK, time to edumacate you in the basic social skills...

How to photograph running water.

How to read poetry aloud.

How to slurp ramen noodles.

How to make wood gears.

There, now you're ready for your debutante ball.
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Old 02-20-2016, 01:22 PM   #2
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I lasted 59 spins.
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Old 02-20-2016, 02:10 PM   #3
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I made it 145. But I cheated.
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Old 02-20-2016, 02:22 PM   #4
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If you carry a pistol in a soft (non-rigid) holster, or, no holster, you might want to read this.<---A few not-too-bad graphic pics of a man's ass with an extra hole in it. BONUS: In one shot, you can see right through the wound, like it's a tunnel.

In a nutshell, dude bent to sit down in his car, and shot himself in the ass. There's a lesson in there, somewhere.
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Old 02-21-2016, 01:45 AM   #5
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Should have quit when he was half shot in the ass.
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Old 02-21-2016, 08:14 AM   #6
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"Right up main street!"
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Old 02-21-2016, 05:15 PM   #7
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Bunch of assholes.
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Old 02-21-2016, 05:19 PM   #8
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I'm officially a Brony now.

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Old 02-25-2016, 01:12 PM   #9
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This is an infographic explaining the differences between an A-Bomb, and, an H-Bomb. Basically.

No mention of the F-Bomb.
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Old 02-26-2016, 01:14 PM   #10
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7 Things I Learned Reading Every Issue Of ISIS's Magazine<---Link goes to Cracked.com, you were warned.
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Old 02-26-2016, 01:59 PM   #11
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Thanks for posting that.
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Old 02-26-2016, 03:33 PM   #12
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Old 02-26-2016, 03:58 PM   #13
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They scare me.
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Old 03-06-2016, 02:17 PM   #14
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How One Brilliant Decision In 1973 Made George Lucas A Multi-Billionaire Today

Good, short read.
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Old 03-06-2016, 04:56 PM   #15
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According to a 1988 Drug Enforcement Administration brief by Judge Francis Young, a marijuana smoker would "theoretically have to consume nearly 1,500 pounds of marijuana within about fifteen minutes to induce a lethal response." But even if you were to somehow smoke that many joints in such a short time, what you're likely succumbing to is asphyxiation.
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6 Marijuana Facts You May Not Have Known
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