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Old 12-06-2009, 09:52 PM   #3076
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Old 12-06-2009, 09:52 PM   #3077
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Now that is a Haggis
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Old 12-06-2009, 09:54 PM   #3078
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Now that is a Haggis
is 4 haggi, methinks.... i am blessed....
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Old 12-06-2009, 09:59 PM   #3079
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Hag-guy? I think we have one of those.
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Old 12-06-2009, 10:26 PM   #3080
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Now I'm hungry I hope your happy.
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:58 AM   #3081
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Imagine if some poor noob stumbles across this page.
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Old 12-07-2009, 06:49 AM   #3082
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I'd hate to get hit in the face with one of those.
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:32 AM   #3083
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I ate Haggis at the British Officers Mess in Hong Kong in 1987. It was fantastic. Robert Burns celebration. And they looked just like the pic above. They piped it into the mess and it was ceremoniously cut with a officers sword. Everyone was in dress mess. A great memory.
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:48 AM   #3084
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Umm....What is that?
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Old 12-08-2009, 03:15 AM   #3085
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That, Tulip, is a plate with four haggises on it, used to convey the message that a preceding post had caused audible laughter. I tell you, Dali has nothing on the Cellar.
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:45 AM   #3086
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On to the Tiger Woods jokes

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name: Cheetah!
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Old 12-08-2009, 10:36 AM   #3087
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And what's fucking wrong with a Milli Vanilli tat? The only stupid thing I did with that was getting it on my vaj on 9/11, while your mother was going down on me... and I did offer to pay for her skin graft...




I find oxymorons funny

Oh, so if I were to say, Intelligent Monster or stupid radar, you'd laugh because of course, these are the opposite of the truth. If you don't know what's wrong with a Milli Vanilli tat or a David Carradine grashopper performing auto-erotic asphyxiation, it really proves that I'm correct.

I hope you and mom had a great time.
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Old 12-08-2009, 10:40 AM   #3088
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I ate Haggis at the British Officers Mess in Hong Kong in 1987. It was fantastic. Robert Burns celebration. And they looked just like the pic above. They piped it into the mess and it was ceremoniously cut with a officers sword. Everyone was in dress mess. A great memory.

I heard a comedian once say that Scottish food is mostly based on a dare, and he used haggis as an example. At some point in history, someone must have dared a guy to eat it.

I have a feeling it was similar with oysters. I love 'em, but I can't imagine the first guy to try one.
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Old 12-08-2009, 10:57 AM   #3089
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Now I'm hungry I hope your happy.
How about a little Faggis? If you're still hungry, I'm happy. :-)
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:52 AM   #3090
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I heard a comedian once say that Scottish food is mostly based on a dare, and he used haggis as an example. At some point in history, someone must have dared a guy to eat it.

I have a feeling it was similar with oysters. I love 'em, but I can't imagine the first guy to try one.
How about lobsters? I heard they used to grind them up to use as fertilizer before someone decided they were an excellent vehicle for butter consumption.
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