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Top 10 Funny Celebrity Reproductive Organ Stories
I don't know about top 10, and none are particularly funny. Well, the first Penn Jillette story is kinda humorous.
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The Lonely Death of George Bell
What happens when you die alone in New York City. It's a long, very interesting, somewhat sad read.
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That that was good, maybe a little prophetic for many people. I sent that to a couple people the other day, who bounced it back with a 'take heed'. It makes a good case for not keeping a carnivorous pet.
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I foresee my own eventual passing in that. I have few friends, none close.
No one would notice I died until I stink either. Happens to truckers sometimes. We die alone, in our little boxes and usually the first to notice is our dispatchers who wonder why we haven't delivered whatever to wherever. Sometimes it takes days to locate us. It's a big country, lots of truck stops and parking spots and a rig is so small in that. I won't leave behind much. A few dollars in the bank, a few meager possessions, bills. I have a sister I do not talk to, a few elderly relatives I do, a handful of online friends who will likely not ever know of my demise unless they notice and do a determined search. I do not use social media other than the Cellar. I worry that I will be labeled under the wrong name and gender, despite name changes and a will, which specifies that I be cremated and my remains sent, long with the remains of a friend I keep out of sentimentality, to a mutual friend in Canada, that we all be joined after our respective deaths. My life won't take up much of an obit. My friend, Rita, who died three years ago, got one sentence, using her male name because her family didn't accept her name and gender change. I hope I get more than that. Maybe a paragraph. Proper grammar please! ![]() But in the end, barring a lottery win, a cleanout service will go through my junk, cherry pick a few things, trash the rest and that will be that. No fanfare, no funeral, no notice. I'll just be gone one day. I often say that no one is truly dead until they are forgotten. Some, like Ben Franklin, will never be forgotten. Others, like Mr. Bell, are forgotten quickly. How will YOU be remembered? |
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https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/C...:UB_Basel_Maps
Sometimes the internet shows a hint of promise, digitizing ancient maps for instance.
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I love maps. Thanks Griff.
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Great catch, Griff. That is a neat collection.
It amazes me that the map of Peru (1500-1599) is so accurate. Here is Google's Map for comparison... |
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Hah, word!
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Thank you, Bruce. I had not seen those before.
Many are now deceased. The Boones Ferry was replaced by the I-5 bridge a mile to the east. But the Canby Ferry is still in year-around operation, and is a very important crossing, costing $4 / car The Willamette river runs from the south (e.g., Salem) up north thru PDX into the Columbia River. This part of the Willamette Valley developed on both sides of the river. And without the Canby Ferry, it's a long, long, road trip to get from the East side of the Willamette to I-5. |
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I keep meaning to take a trip on White's Ferry across the Potomac. Maybe 45 minutes from here. It's not really on the way to anything, but it would be a fun experience. For the kids too. I feel like I've been on a river ferry before, but can't picture where that would have been.
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