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05-10-2007, 03:00 PM
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I can hear my ears
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i'm going to get my 10 ft pole so i can NOT touch that.
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05-10-2007, 03:01 PM
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a pilot, you racist son of a bitch!
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05-10-2007, 08:50 PM
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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
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05-10-2007, 09:25 PM
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Damn I live in MS. and I can't think of a nigger joke. Wonder why?
Maybe because some of us don't see any humor?
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05-11-2007, 01:59 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Yeah, the plane's -- what? Horizontal stabilizer?
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05-11-2007, 02:38 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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And how many Vulcan first officers does it take to change a light bulb?
* * * * One.
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05-11-2007, 08:05 AM
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I can hear my ears
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it's spelled damN.
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05-11-2007, 08:17 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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05-11-2007, 08:56 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
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05-28-2007, 02:18 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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What's grey, sits in the corner and takes the piss out of people?
A dialysis machine. What's blue and fucks old ladies? Hypothermia. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs smoking? Stephen Hawking in a house-fire.
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06-02-2007, 11:51 AM
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Pump my ride!
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Did we ever find out what we DO call an African-American man who flies planes for a living?
...only if you've not much to do at the moment - don't put off anything important to let me know... I've bags of time right now....
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06-02-2007, 11:53 AM
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Pump my ride!
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Oh yeah, I see it now - got a bit lost with everything else going on around it at the time.
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06-18-2007, 01:53 PM
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Pump my ride!
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I think this fits here...
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