What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 20

Pico and ME · 02-07-2010, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

... I'd be pinging on the hills, ...

...whats that mean???

xoxoxoBruce · 02-08-2010, 02:40 AM

That's what an engine does when the octane of the fuel isn't high enough.

Pico and ME · 02-08-2010, 11:30 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 02-16-2010, 03:49 AM

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PARSIPPANY – Two out-of-town teenagers were held by police Thursday night after they drew a 25-foot penis in the snow on Parsippany High School’s front lawn, police said.

Parsippany Police Officer Steven Miller saw the 17-year-old boys using their feet to outline the lewd image around 11:30 p.m., said Sgt. Yvonne Christiano, a police spokeswoman. Miller caught them soon after they left the school in a vehicle, she said.

One of the teens, of Boonton, was arrested on a $215 traffic warrant that had been issued in Montville for failing to provide driving documents, she said. He was turned over to his father.

The other teen, of Montville, was ordered to erase the image as Parsippany Police Officer Robert Appel stood by.

Police did not charge the teens, who were not named by authorities.

ZenGum · 02-16-2010, 04:19 AM

indeed - teenage lads up to relatively harmless hijinks which the police handled with common sense. The world is not completely insane.

classicman · 02-16-2010, 11:35 AM

What??? They should have both been handcuffed and committed.

TheMercenary · 02-16-2010, 11:52 AM

Silly, but I can admit to being handcuffed as a teen for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. They let me go without charges.

Sundae · 02-16-2010, 12:31 PM

It's half-term here, so I knew that I would be the object of some interest in town today. Now I am used to the pre-schoolers saying, without artifice, "Mummy! That lady has pink hair!" and the older schoolkids complimenting me (of course) but I had a new one today.

Young lad said as I passed, "Mum, is that a wig?"
Of course he may have been speaking about someone else with an obvious syrup on the other side of Marks & Spencers... but I'm pretty sure it was about me.

Made me smile anyway.

lumberjim · 02-18-2010, 08:40 PM

apparently we have a box of deals upstairs from 2007 that contains deals with last names ranging from DIL-DO

TheMercenary · 02-27-2010, 08:28 AM

We just had about 2 days worth of mini flocks of Robin's migrate through. I just thought I would let you all who live in the snow that the birds indicate spring is just around the corner.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-27-2010, 08:53 AM

That's because monster chased them out of Florida with all that inverted roller coaster screaming.

SamIam · 02-27-2010, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

We just had about 2 days worth of mini flocks of Robin's migrate through. I just thought I would let you all who live in the snow that the birds indicate spring is just around the corner.

Oh, yeah. I saw a big flock of Robins hopping around the snowdrifts in a neighbor's yard. I think they just winter here. Too much trouble to fly south. Lazy little bastards.

TheMercenary · 02-27-2010, 09:04 AM

skysidhe · 02-27-2010, 07:10 PM

It's sunny and 57 degrees here.

There was a huge flight of Canada geese go buy. I see but mostly hear ducks and geese everyday but this was an enormous group. They darkened the horizon.

jinx · 02-27-2010, 08:11 PM

Got the Expedition stuck on the icy 2 inch ramp into the beer distributor. The beer guy lol'd

02-08-2010, 02:40 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's what an engine does when the octane of the fuel isn't high enough. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-16-2010, 04:19 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	indeed - teenage lads up to relatively harmless hijinks which the police handled with common sense. The world is not completely insane. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-16-2010, 11:35 AM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	What??? They should have both been handcuffed and committed. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-18-2010, 08:40 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	apparently we have a box of deals upstairs from 2007 that contains deals with last names ranging from DIL-DO __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-27-2010, 08:53 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's because monster chased them out of Florida with all that inverted roller coaster screaming. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-08-2010, 11:30 PM	#3
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549

02-16-2010, 11:52 AM	#7
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Silly, but I can admit to being handcuffed as a teen for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. They let me go without charges.

02-16-2010, 12:31 PM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	It's half-term here, so I knew that I would be the object of some interest in town today. Now I am used to the pre-schoolers saying, without artifice, "Mummy! That lady has pink hair!" and the older schoolkids complimenting me (of course) but I had a new one today. Young lad said as I passed, "Mum, is that a wig?" Of course he may have been speaking about someone else with an obvious syrup on the other side of Marks & Spencers... but I'm pretty sure it was about me. Made me smile anyway.

02-27-2010, 08:28 AM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	We just had about 2 days worth of mini flocks of Robin's migrate through. I just thought I would let you all who live in the snow that the birds indicate spring is just around the corner.

02-27-2010, 09:04 AM	#13
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393

02-27-2010, 07:10 PM	#14
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	It's sunny and 57 degrees here. There was a huge flight of Canada geese go buy. I see but mostly hear ducks and geese everyday but this was an enormous group. They darkened the horizon.

02-27-2010, 08:11 PM	#15
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Got the Expedition stuck on the icy 2 inch ramp into the beer distributor. The beer guy lol'd __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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