malicious gifting - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 12-03-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Are you sure you're not just like my older brother? One Christmas morning when I was about 6 or 7 I woke up to find no presents and my stocking filled with rocks.

Was that it Steve? Was that the one that twisted you?

seakdivers · 12-03-2005, 08:03 PM

There is nothing like watching a child open their gift from you. They have this look of absolute mischevious delight, while the parent has the look of horror.

It's perfect.

capnhowdy · 12-03-2005, 10:18 PM

my oldest brother and I had a problem playing together. So one year my parents gave him a bat and gave me a ball.
Sorry Dad, it din't work. He whooped my ass with the bat and took the ball.

seakdivers · 12-06-2005, 11:29 PM

Ok - here's where I am at so far:

Sister's little hyper kid #1 - we got her tap shoes and a leotard. mmmhmmm... they don't have a scrap of carpet in their house - it's all hardwood or tile. Yesssss.
Sister's little hyper kid #2 - we got him an electronic keyboard. This kid is weirdly compulsive so I am sure he will play the same 3 keys over & over. Yesssss.
We are still working on kid #3, but rest assured, all packages will include either a kazoo or a harmonica tucked into the bow on top.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-06-2005, 11:40 PM

seakdivers, you are very, very evil. I love you.

zippyt · 12-06-2005, 11:50 PM

I say a drum set !!!!

seakdivers · 12-06-2005, 11:53 PM

Zippy - I would do the drum set, but we have a $30 limit for the kids (not including shipping charges), and most really cool/ irritating items are out of that range.

Drat.

And xoBruce - I love you too.

Trilby · 12-07-2005, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by seakdivers

And xoBruce - I love you too.

You've just made a very powerful enemy.

Elspode · 12-09-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

You've just made a very powerful enemy.

This coming from someone who has the Death Row theme from "Chicago" as their sig line...scary.

wolf · 12-07-2005, 12:59 AM

The Harem Grows.

SteveDallas · 12-07-2005, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

The Harem Grows.

He's going to have to build on an addition to the house at this rate.

richlevy · 12-10-2005, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

The Harem Grows.

A Harem? The ultimate malicious gift.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-10-2005, 10:10 PM

Not virtual Harems.

seakdivers · 12-07-2005, 11:13 AM

I thought everybody was coming to live with me?

glatt · 12-07-2005, 11:27 AM

One year, my father-in-law, gave my kids an electric organ when he first arrived for a holiday visit. I'm sure he meant well. (He's not the type who would give a malicious gift.)

This thing was so cheap it sounded horrible. Reminded me of a musical card. High pitched and out of tune. I made sure to get the kids set up and playing it while the father-in-law was there trying to have a nice visit with us. It made a horrible racket. He made a few comments about how he had no idea how obnoxious the present was. The last two visits, he's given the kids quiet toys. He had always given them noise makers up until that point.

12-06-2005, 11:40 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	seakdivers, you are very, very evil. I love you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-06-2005, 11:50 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I say a drum set !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-07-2005, 12:59 AM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The Harem Grows. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-10-2005, 10:10 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not virtual Harems. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-03-2005, 08:03 PM	#2
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	There is nothing like watching a child open their gift from you. They have this look of absolute mischevious delight, while the parent has the look of horror. It's perfect.

12-03-2005, 10:18 PM	#3
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	my oldest brother and I had a problem playing together. So one year my parents gave him a bat and gave me a ball. Sorry Dad, it din't work. He whooped my ass with the bat and took the ball. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-06-2005, 11:29 PM	#4
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Ok - here's where I am at so far: Sister's little hyper kid #1 - we got her tap shoes and a leotard. mmmhmmm... they don't have a scrap of carpet in their house - it's all hardwood or tile. Yesssss. Sister's little hyper kid #2 - we got him an electronic keyboard. This kid is weirdly compulsive so I am sure he will play the same 3 keys over & over. Yesssss. We are still working on kid #3, but rest assured, all packages will include either a kazoo or a harmonica tucked into the bow on top.

12-06-2005, 11:53 PM	#7
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Zippy - I would do the drum set, but we have a $30 limit for the kids (not including shipping charges), and most really cool/ irritating items are out of that range. Drat. And xoBruce - I love you too.

12-07-2005, 11:13 AM	#14
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	I thought everybody was coming to live with me?

12-07-2005, 11:27 AM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	One year, my father-in-law, gave my kids an electric organ when he first arrived for a holiday visit. I'm sure he meant well. (He's not the type who would give a malicious gift.) This thing was so cheap it sounded horrible. Reminded me of a musical card. High pitched and out of tune. I made sure to get the kids set up and playing it while the father-in-law was there trying to have a nice visit with us. It made a horrible racket. He made a few comments about how he had no idea how obnoxious the present was. The last two visits, he's given the kids quiet toys. He had always given them noise makers up until that point.

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