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Old 09-15-2005, 08:34 PM   #1
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White trash can't afford epidurals-or c sections
APPOLOGY IN ADVANCE

maybe condoms?

how 'bout coat hangers?

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Old 09-15-2005, 05:46 PM   #2
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cunt?
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:47 PM   #3
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Old 09-15-2005, 07:57 PM   #4
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sarcasm? what's that?
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Old 09-15-2005, 08:26 PM   #5
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sarcasm? what's that?
After numerous attempts I never COULD pick her up.

And oh yeah ... don't forget:

COCK
ya gotta love this place!

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Old 09-15-2005, 08:17 PM   #6
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Ok--see the pic of Brit with the thong around her ankles? THAT is what makes her White Trash. White Trash is a devotion to a lifestyle, not an economic class.
That is the beauty of it--anyone can aspire to the lifestyle!
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Old 09-15-2005, 08:41 PM   #7
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Ok--see the pic of Brit with the thong around her ankles? THAT is what makes her White Trash. White Trash is a devotion to a lifestyle, not an economic class.
That is the beauty of it--anyone can aspire to the lifestyle!
Here is a definition I like (from the Urban Dictionary):
White Trash: a derogatory term and classist stereotype, which is used very broadly and mostly inaccurately used to describe rural, and/or poverty class individuals. (Favored mostly by the Bourgeois masses that watch too much TV.)
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Old 09-15-2005, 08:56 PM   #8
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hey.. don be tawkin bout my ma........
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Old 09-15-2005, 09:07 PM   #9
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Hemlock: #1) I am Bourgeois. Sorry. It's my lot in life, but I carry on as best I can.

#2) I thought you said you were being sarcastic!

#3) Somebody's pants are on FIRE!
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Old 09-15-2005, 10:01 PM   #10
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Hemlock: #1) I am Bourgeois. Sorry. It's my lot in life, but I carry on as best I can.

#2) I thought you said you were being sarcastic!

#3) Somebody's pants are on FIRE!
I was being sarcastic
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:44 AM   #11
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Can't imagine how it escaped everybody's notice that Kevin Federline is from FRESNO? Does that say it all, or what? Or was everybody being kind to me by not bringing that up and rubbing it in?

Here is something else that nobody has grabbed on to: Britney Dearest is from Louisiana. Born and raised. But unless I somehow missed hearing it, she has not made one comment, statement of sympathy, photo op, or inquiry as to whether everybody she grew up with/married was swept away by Katrina. I find THAT more pathetic than her childish avoidance of any discomfort childbirth might cause.
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Old 09-16-2005, 02:50 AM   #12
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Here is something else that nobody has grabbed on to: Britney Dearest is from Louisiana. Born and raised. But unless I somehow missed hearing it, she has not made one comment, statement of sympathy, photo op, or inquiry as to whether everybody she grew up with/married was swept away by Katrina. I find THAT more pathetic than her childish avoidance of any discomfort childbirth might cause.
Eh, she feared the wrath of Urbane Guerilla or was it NicotineGun? I get the two of them confused.
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:29 AM   #13
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There's a saying around here that applies I think.

'You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park our of the girl.'
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Old 09-23-2005, 09:16 PM   #14
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Eh, she feared the wrath of Urbane Guerilla or was it NicotineGun? I get the two of them confused.

Well, don't. It would demonstrate to excess the kind of thinking I so often score you about. :p
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Old 09-15-2005, 09:49 PM   #15
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all i know is my g-string is around my ankles.
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