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Old 07-30-2005, 01:02 PM   #16
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Sadly, Cellar is no longer in the top 10 for "whale penis."
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Old 07-30-2005, 04:52 PM   #17
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We've got bigger fish to fry.
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Old 07-30-2005, 05:02 PM   #18
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A whale is not a fish.
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Old 07-30-2005, 05:06 PM   #19
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I know whales aren't technically fish, but still, maybe it's talk like that that's scaring away all the whale penises!

Fry indeed.
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Old 07-30-2005, 06:29 PM   #20
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Sorry, we've got bigger dolphin to fry.

*cough*
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Old 07-31-2005, 07:00 PM   #21
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From Griff's link;

fry1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fr)
v. fried, (frd) fry·ing, fries (frz)
v. tr.
To cook over direct heat in hot oil or fat.
Slang. To destroy (electronic circuitry) with excessive heat or current: “a power surge to the computer that fried a number of sensitive electronic components” (Erik Sandberg-Diment).

v. intr.
To be cooked in a pan over direct heat in hot oil or fat.
Slang. To undergo execution in an electric chair.
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Old 07-31-2005, 07:01 PM   #22
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Slang frequently destroys electronic circuitry with excessive heat or current.
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Old 07-31-2005, 07:11 PM   #23
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Slang frequently destroys electronic circuitry with excessive heat or current.
I seem to recall a threat of excessive firepower against a particularly unruly piece of electronic equipment.
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Old 08-01-2005, 01:54 AM   #24
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That has happened more than once, although sometimes it's more satisfying just to kick the shit out of it.
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Old 08-01-2005, 06:22 PM   #25
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hmmm, if i google "anti-american" and mba... the cellar comes up twice in the top ten at #5 and #6.

weird.

"mental midget" and junior gives us #7. i honestly thought that would be higher, but some sexual disfunction forum seems to have beaten us.
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Old 08-02-2005, 07:05 AM   #26
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So's "should of been a cowgirl."
Oh yeah? Where's "should HAVE been a cowgirl" or "should've been a cowgirl"?
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Old 08-02-2005, 08:59 AM   #27
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Thank you UT. I HAVE been biting my tongue on that one for a while. (Trying to control my snarkiness.)
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Old 08-02-2005, 12:59 PM   #28
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But "should of been a cowgirl" is number one.
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Old 08-02-2005, 01:03 PM   #29
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Because it's wrong.
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Old 08-02-2005, 01:03 PM   #30
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So it is...and?
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