7/26/2005: Ancient carved wang found - Page 2

capnhowdy · 07-27-2005, 03:15 PM

I'm with Bruce on this one. To call it a prick does take some imagination. Hell, it looks more like it could be part of a mortar/pestal rig, or a dozen other things for that matter.
You can't help but wonder tho if they DID want to make a sex toy 28000 years ago, what would they make it out of? Stone seemed to be their material of choice for about everything.

mrnoodle · 07-27-2005, 03:43 PM

Probably you two are right. It's frightening, though, to think that while our ancestors left nifty, innovative tools for us to ponder, future generations will be unearthing our double-ended dildos and old VHS tapes of pregnant midgets. I don't think we've really advanced too much, moon landings and nuclear power notwithstanding.

SteveDallas · 07-27-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

Probably you two are right. It's frightening, though, to think that while our ancestors left nifty, innovative tools for us to ponder, future generations will be unearthing our double-ended dildos and old VHS tapes of pregnant midgets.

I can see the papers now ... "Aspects of 21st Century Rabbit Worship."

xoxoxoBruce · 07-27-2005, 04:44 PM

We have to make a rosetta stone showing the difference between rabbit and bunny.

capnhowdy · 07-27-2005, 06:58 PM

mmm.... I don't know...... Larry "FLINT" may need to get involved with this one...heehee..

richlevy · 07-27-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche

it looks like a pickle.

I'll bet you say that to all the guys.

LCanal · 07-27-2005, 11:10 PM

Let's say it's a tool (sic). Let's assume that tool making, as a learned skill was man's work, like modern day taking out the garbage or moving the lawn, or in Africa like herding cattle etc. What in God's name would posses prehistoric man to spend hours making an artificial penis? Why out of stone when wood would have been easier and more "user" friendly. There must have been gourds and tubers galore if they needed a replacement.
As a religious artifact maybe as they have in India but then why the scratch marks. I'm going with the interest and fund raising theory. Just think what latter day archeologists will make of a composite police night stick/baton/truncheon when they find one.

Elspode · 07-27-2005, 11:25 PM

That is a rather specialized device, there. Meant for use by two, from appearances.

capnhowdy · 07-28-2005, 04:45 PM

no good without batteries anyway.....

breakingnews · 07-28-2005, 05:09 PM

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7/26/2005: Ancient carved wang found

I resent that my name is such a commonly used moniker for male genitalia.

I know there are others - Johnson, etc - but you don't ever hear those as often. I wonder when and why the connection was drawn.

Poop.

BigV · 07-28-2005, 05:39 PM

I would refer you to Tex Avery cartoons, where the wolf sees a pretty girl wolf walk by and he *ahem* becomes erect in the way cartoons do, accompanied by the sound "WANNNNGGGG!" (add vibrato to taste)

Happy Monkey · 07-28-2005, 05:46 PM

If you play Kingdom of Loathing, it's a commonly used item that does spellcheck for you in chat!

Undertoad · 07-28-2005, 05:57 PM

Aw BN, don't think of it that way! Make it your honor to represent!

xoxoxoBruce · 07-28-2005, 06:04 PM

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I know there are others - Johnson, etc - but you don't ever hear those as often. I wonder when and why the connection was drawn.

I have to disagree. It's the one I hear the least. Must be a NY thing.

LCanal · 07-28-2005, 08:23 PM

On a recent visit to China I was so confused by the phone books there were so many Wing and so many Wangs that I would often Wing the Wang number.

07-27-2005, 03:15 PM	#16
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I'm with Bruce on this one. To call it a prick does take some imagination. Hell, it looks more like it could be part of a mortar/pestal rig, or a dozen other things for that matter. You can't help but wonder tho if they DID want to make a sex toy 28000 years ago, what would they make it out of? Stone seemed to be their material of choice for about everything. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-27-2005, 04:44 PM	#19
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	We have to make a rosetta stone showing the difference between rabbit and bunny. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-27-2005, 06:58 PM	#20
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	mmm.... I don't know...... Larry "FLINT" may need to get involved with this one...heehee.. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-27-2005, 11:10 PM	#22
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	Let's say it's a tool (sic). Let's assume that tool making, as a learned skill was man's work, like modern day taking out the garbage or moving the lawn, or in Africa like herding cattle etc. What in God's name would posses prehistoric man to spend hours making an artificial penis? Why out of stone when wood would have been easier and more "user" friendly. There must have been gourds and tubers galore if they needed a replacement. As a religious artifact maybe as they have in India but then why the scratch marks. I'm going with the interest and fund raising theory. Just think what latter day archeologists will make of a composite police night stick/baton/truncheon when they find one. __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

07-27-2005, 11:25 PM	#23
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	That is a rather specialized device, there. Meant for use by two, from appearances. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-27-2005, 03:43 PM	#17
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Probably you two are right. It's frightening, though, to think that while our ancestors left nifty, innovative tools for us to ponder, future generations will be unearthing our double-ended dildos and old VHS tapes of pregnant midgets. I don't think we've really advanced too much, moon landings and nuclear power notwithstanding.

07-28-2005, 04:45 PM	#24
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	no good without batteries anyway..... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-28-2005, 05:39 PM	#26
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I would refer you to Tex Avery cartoons, where the wolf sees a pretty girl wolf walk by and he ahem becomes erect in the way cartoons do, accompanied by the sound "WANNNNGGGG!" (add vibrato to taste) __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-28-2005, 05:46 PM	#27
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	If you play Kingdom of Loathing, it's a commonly used item that does spellcheck for you in chat! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

07-28-2005, 05:57 PM	#28
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Aw BN, don't think of it that way! Make it your honor to represent!

07-28-2005, 08:23 PM	#30
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	On a recent visit to China I was so confused by the phone books there were so many Wing and so many Wangs that I would often Wing the Wang number. __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

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