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NICOTINEGUN · 08-30-2005, 02:43 AM

It's just like Farenheight 451. You can't run the risk of offending anyone, so you silence opinion all together. You must only say things that are acceptable to all people. YOu cannot have angry speech. You may offend someone.
Yes, my Droogs, it's getting ugly out here in the streets. We have forgotten that the thing is more important than the symbol of the thing. Thank Mr. Clinton. He started the PC snow ball. You might as well start speaking Spanish, Praying Five Times to the East everyday, and paying a fine every time you curse right now so you're used to it when the Immigrants and their Liberal backers take over completely.
Personally, I don't care if you go down on a lawman for cheese if you're not taking money from me or threatening my way of life. Pray to Sponge Bob and pack your ass with M&Ms, have a blast. Just keep it to yourself don't ask for my money.

08-30-2005, 03:59 AM

Sponge Bob hates you and will see that you burn in hell for that one.

dar512 · 08-30-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by NICOTINEGUN

Thank Mr. Clinton. He started the PC snow ball.

You must be young, nicotine. PC was around before the Clintons ever arrived on the national scene.

mrnoodle · 08-31-2005, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Phelps is more than an embarassment. He is a certified, card carrying abomination. He is no more human than this keyboard I'm typing on. Ptui!

No, he's human. Just a very bitter, angry, nasty one. And it's pretty obvious that he is really upset about the fact that he likes weener.

NICOTINEGUN · 08-31-2005, 10:39 AM

he likes weener.[/quote]

Wow, that was good. Since when can toddlers type? I was told how great this website was and how profound the conversation and I get "he likes weener." Tomorrow, We'll work on your colors, Mr. Noodle. Define, young. Read Dick Morris's "Off With Their Heads" and you will understand my comment.

mrnoodle · 08-31-2005, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by nicotinegun

While earning my education at my universities, I was always given the impression that the more education one earns, the less one would have to call others names. How's the online GED coming along, Sport?

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Originally Posted by the same retard

Wow, that was good. Since when can toddlers type? I was told how great this website was and how profound the conversation and I get "he likes weener." Tomorrow, We'll work on your colors, Mr. Noodle. Define, young. Read Dick Morris's "Off With Their Heads" and you will understand my comment.

pwned!!11!!

Now I will edit your post up to the 6th grade reading level (corrections in red):

Wow, that was good. Since when can toddlers type? I was told how great this website was, and how profound the conversation was. <strike>and</strike> Instead, I get "he likes weener." Tomorrow, we'll work on your colors, mrnoodle. Define young.** Read Dick Morris' "Off With Their Heads" and you will understand my comment.

** What the hell is "Define, young?"

You like weener, too.

Happy Monkey · 08-31-2005, 11:39 AM

Whaddaya know, mrnoodle and I are of like mind...

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Originally Posted by NICOTINEGUN

I was told how great this website was and how profound the conversation

The profundity of the conversation depends on what you bring with you. When you come in blaming PC on Clinton and saying Liberals want everyone to become Muslim, don't expect people to treat your posts seriously.

BigV · 08-31-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NICOTINEGUN

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he likes weener.

Wow, that was good. Since when can toddlers type? I was told how great this website was and how profound the conversation and I get "he likes weener." Tomorrow, We'll work on your colors, Mr. Noodle. Define, young. Read Dick Morris's "Off With Their Heads" and you will understand my comment.

From Amazon.com's review of Dick Morris's "Off With Their Heads"

Quote:

Morris’ hit list is extensive, and he spares nothing in his attacks. There is a particularly fascinating chapter on Bill Clinton in which he declares that "All our terrorist problems were born during the Clinton years." Though he praises the former President’s achievements on many domestic issues, he accuses him of utter negligence in terms of national security and foreign policy. In explaining exactly why, he also offers fascinating insights into Clinton’s character and approach to policy-making that only an insider could supply.

Hmmm. That explains a lot. Emphasis mine.

mrnoodle · 08-31-2005, 11:51 AM

I hate to break the whole goodwill thing, but I do think Dick Morris is a genius. I hated him for that very reason during the Clinton years, and I love him for it now that he's on our side.

BigV · 08-31-2005, 11:58 AM

So the change of heart is because of that whole enemy-of-my-friend's-pizza-delivery-advisor-deputy-chief-of-staff is my guy, now thing, eh?

edit:

Plus, you forgot that the title of a published work should be underlined, not enclosed in double quotes, you hypocrite slacker. So, yeah, goodbye goodwill.

mrnoodle · 08-31-2005, 12:49 PM

I didn't forget, necessarily. I didn't know what kind of piece it was, so I just left it. Articles in periodicals and book chapters get double quotes, book and magazine titles get underlines or italics. Still, unforgivable. I take my lashes like a non-weener-loving man.

Morris safely guided the Clintons off the edge of the PR window ledge more times than can be counted. When they stabbed him in the back, we got a valuable mouthpiece of our own. And he's got dirt! I can't wait for her to run for prez. I'm taking bets on how soon after her announcement of candidacy that they find Morris on a hill in a city park, "suicide" weapon nestled in the grass alongside his corpse.

capnhowdy · 08-31-2005, 04:57 PM

ISN'T THAT SPELLED WEINER?

warning: don't get wrapped up in Dick's Literature. Or is that weener? Very brilliant writer. Suck ass name.

Clodfobble · 08-31-2005, 09:51 PM

It's wiener, fer cryin' out loud. You people don't know how to spell any of the important words.

capnhowdy · 08-31-2005, 10:04 PM

BigV · 08-31-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

It's wiener, fer cryin' out loud. You people don't know how to spell any of the important words.

are you sure it's not whiner?

just kidding!

08-30-2005, 02:43 AM	#16
NICOTINEGUN Resident President Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 82	"Those who cannot build must burn." It's just like Farenheight 451. You can't run the risk of offending anyone, so you silence opinion all together. You must only say things that are acceptable to all people. YOu cannot have angry speech. You may offend someone. Yes, my Droogs, it's getting ugly out here in the streets. We have forgotten that the thing is more important than the symbol of the thing. Thank Mr. Clinton. He started the PC snow ball. You might as well start speaking Spanish, Praying Five Times to the East everyday, and paying a fine every time you curse right now so you're used to it when the Immigrants and their Liberal backers take over completely. Personally, I don't care if you go down on a lawman for cheese if you're not taking money from me or threatening my way of life. Pray to Sponge Bob and pack your ass with M&Ms, have a blast. Just keep it to yourself don't ask for my money.

08-31-2005, 10:39 AM	#20
NICOTINEGUN Resident President Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 82	he likes weener.[/quote] Wow, that was good. Since when can toddlers type? I was told how great this website was and how profound the conversation and I get "he likes weener." Tomorrow, We'll work on your colors, Mr. Noodle. Define, young. Read Dick Morris's "Off With Their Heads" and you will understand my comment. __________________ Hurricanes are racist!

08-31-2005, 11:51 AM	#24
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I hate to break the whole goodwill thing, but I do think Dick Morris is a genius. I hated him for that very reason during the Clinton years, and I love him for it now that he's on our side. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

08-31-2005, 11:58 AM	#25
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	So the change of heart is because of that whole enemy-of-my-friend's-pizza-delivery-advisor-deputy-chief-of-staff is my guy, now thing, eh? edit: Plus, you forgot that the title of a published work should be underlined, not enclosed in double quotes, you hypocrite slacker. So, yeah, goodbye goodwill. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not. Last edited by BigV; 08-31-2005 at 12:01 PM.

08-31-2005, 12:49 PM	#26
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I didn't forget, necessarily. I didn't know what kind of piece it was, so I just left it. Articles in periodicals and book chapters get double quotes, book and magazine titles get underlines or italics. Still, unforgivable. I take my lashes like a non-weener-loving man. Morris safely guided the Clintons off the edge of the PR window ledge more times than can be counted. When they stabbed him in the back, we got a valuable mouthpiece of our own. And he's got dirt! I can't wait for her to run for prez. I'm taking bets on how soon after her announcement of candidacy that they find Morris on a hill in a city park, "suicide" weapon nestled in the grass alongside his corpse. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

08-30-2005, 03:59 AM	#17
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Sponge Bob hates you and will see that you burn in hell for that one.

08-31-2005, 04:57 PM	#27
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	ISN'T THAT SPELLED WEINER? warning: don't get wrapped up in Dick's Literature. Or is that weener? Very brilliant writer. Suck ass name. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

08-31-2005, 09:51 PM	#28
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's wiener, fer cryin' out loud. You people don't know how to spell any of the important words.

08-31-2005, 10:04 PM	#29
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	__________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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