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wolf · 11-18-2004, 07:47 PM

Saltines? Wouldn't he just wonder why we are eating matzoh out of season?

OnyxCougar · 11-19-2004, 07:41 AM

My thing is this:

If this woman REALLY believes that this is the manifestation of the Virgin Mary, why does she want to sell it?

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She also believes its mystical properties have brought her blessings, including $70,000 won in a nearby casino.

So let's sum up: "I have a sammich with the virgin mary on it. It has blessed my life, and I won $70,000 at a casino. Now I want to give my blessings to someone else. Oh, sorry. I meant I want to SELL my blessings to someone else. But you can't eat it. Because it's holy. It's so holy I'm selling it. Because it's the Right Thing to Do [tm]"

What a crock.

OnyxCougar · 11-19-2004, 07:57 AM

Speaking of the Virgin Mary...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1593519.stm

breakingnews · 11-19-2004, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by OnyxCougar

What a crock.

I would pay for a croque monsieur right now. Yum.

404Error · 11-19-2004, 08:05 AM

I don't know, I'd say that face in the grilled cheese looks more like a 1920's flapper girl than the Virgin Mary.

Elspode · 11-19-2004, 10:02 AM

You know, I was thinking the same thing, but I couldn't figure out how to verbalize what I was visualizing. Thanks, 404!

404Error · 11-20-2004, 01:00 AM

No problem, Els!

tw · 11-20-2004, 08:00 PM

Dr Billy Sol Hargus of the Good Church of Gooey Death; Discount house of Worship from Del Rio Texas:

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Right there on the dashboard of my car.

I could go a hundred miles an hour
Long as I got the almighty power
Right up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-21-2004, 05:15 PM

I thought it was MM.

Cyber Wolf · 11-22-2004, 06:33 AM

That image in the sammich looks more like our current Madonna circa "Vogue" period to me.

Messageboardjunkie · 11-22-2004, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw

Dr Billy Sol Hargus of the Good Church of Gooey Death; Discount house of Worship from Del Rio Texas:

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Right there on the dashboard of my car.

I could go a hundred miles an hour
Long as I got the almighty power
Right up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.

Don't drive faster than your (angel) grilled cheese can fly!

garnet · 11-22-2004, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf

That image in the sammich looks more like our current Madonna circa "Vogue" period to me.

I kinda think it looks like Sally Struthers. :p
Where they got the Virgin Mary thing from I don't know.

warch · 11-23-2004, 01:10 PM

I think its a grilled Marlene Dietrich.

wolf · 11-23-2004, 01:43 PM

The holy cheese sandwich sells for $28K.

was it made with swiss?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-23-2004, 05:00 PM

In case you were wondering.

11-18-2004, 07:47 PM	#16
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Saltines? Wouldn't he just wonder why we are eating matzoh out of season? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-19-2004, 07:57 AM	#18
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Speaking of the Virgin Mary... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1593519.stm __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

11-19-2004, 08:05 AM	#20
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	I don't know, I'd say that face in the grilled cheese looks more like a 1920's flapper girl than the Virgin Mary. Attached Images __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

11-19-2004, 10:02 AM	#21
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You know, I was thinking the same thing, but I couldn't figure out how to verbalize what I was visualizing. Thanks, 404! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-20-2004, 01:00 AM	#22
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	No problem, Els! __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

11-20-2004, 08:00 PM	#23
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Dr Billy Sol Hargus of the Good Church of Gooey Death; Discount house of Worship from Del Rio Texas: I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I got my plastic Jesus Right there on the dashboard of my car. I could go a hundred miles an hour Long as I got the almighty power Right up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.

11-21-2004, 05:15 PM	#24
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I thought it was MM. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:58 PM.

11-22-2004, 06:33 AM	#25
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	That image in the sammich looks more like our current Madonna circa "Vogue" period to me. Attached Images __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens Last edited by Cyber Wolf; 11-22-2004 at 06:35 AM.

11-23-2004, 01:10 PM	#28
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	I think its a grilled Marlene Dietrich.

11-23-2004, 01:43 PM	#29
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The holy cheese sandwich sells for $28K. was it made with swiss? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-23-2004, 05:00 PM	#30
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	In case you were wondering. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:58 PM.

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