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Old 11-17-2004, 06:39 PM   #1
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Old 11-17-2004, 07:09 PM   #2
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The next time I go to a masquerade ball I'll be careful to not become the bird thats feathers are used to make my mask.
Hiram Sasser, are you kidding me? Is that really his name? Does that Law Institue double as a clown school? What are the entry requirements....the handle off the fridge in mom and dads trailer?
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Old 11-18-2004, 04:36 PM   #3
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well... they're not just for females anymore... here's a light sampling ( I saw something on TV a few years ago about this....)


http://www.google.com/search?q=male+...en-US:official

me? I think the whole sexual repression thing is out of hand.. and no.. I'm not saying free dope and fucking in the streets.. but geez... if I had a son and he wanted to play with a barbie doll or a girl who wanted to play football... I'd be all for it.
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Old 11-18-2004, 07:36 PM   #4
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When you say "something on TV," do you mean something with a "bow-chicka-bow-bow" type sound track?
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:45 AM   #5
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This is hysterical:
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An optional extension is available which can hold a butt plug in place.
And... um.... where are this guy's balls?

http://www.tpe.com/~altarboy/img/wj-sit.jpg

And a testimonial:

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Then there are the tricks one learns to make the belt more comfortable like wearing women's panties - the nylon makes a good barrier against the front shield rubbing on the inner theighs.

Also the use of panty liners to catch that last drip of urine that never wants to let go. Liberal use of baby powder and some extra padding around the waist band makes the belt a possible permanent part of my life.
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Old 11-25-2004, 12:02 PM   #6
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And... um.... where are this guy's balls?
If he let his girlfriend talk him into wearing that thing, then he didn't have any to begin with.
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