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07-03-2004, 02:08 AM
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I can hear my ears
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basturd:
an illegitimate turd
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07-03-2004, 10:11 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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Cussturd - yellow and liquid and so hot it makes you cuss on the way out
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Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of 
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07-03-2004, 10:50 AM
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still eats dirt
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Tampa, FL
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Cut that shit out!
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07-03-2004, 02:18 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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musturd- self explanitory
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07-04-2004, 01:45 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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the "oh dear sweet god, please let me live" turd
2 different meanings: 1) the turd is so robust that the soft, dainty ring of muscle is in danger of ripping in two (search "extreme bowel prolapse" for some award winning examples) 2) having consumed items not in the best of condition (ie: hot egg salad, too much dried fruit, ect......), your insides have melted and are now marching out of your hind end. praying to "deity" to let you live includes: hanging on to the sink; crying; checking to make sure your intestine is still inside you; banging your head against the wall, hoping to pass out and when you wake up, it'll all be over; ect...........
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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07-04-2004, 12:47 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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07-04-2004, 02:31 PM
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still says videotape
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corn enhanced 4th of July bbq turd
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07-04-2004, 03:12 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
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white turds (what you get when you have an upper GI done)
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07-04-2004, 10:05 PM
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Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perth, australia
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Returd = dumbshit
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07-05-2004, 01:14 PM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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07-05-2004, 03:56 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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howdy hi!...mr hanky
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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07-05-2004, 05:50 PM
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Professor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Spring, Texas
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Nobody should be without one!
<a href="http://www.turdtwister.com/index.php">The Turd Twister</a> |
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07-05-2004, 05:54 PM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
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the "watermelon" turd - one so big it wets your entire ass on the water entry
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07-06-2004, 10:24 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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the "Canary" turd -
one that is so rancid and evil, that an innocent canary must be sent into the bathroom to see if a human can survive.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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07-07-2004, 02:30 PM
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If ya cant take a joke, Effya!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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The World Famous "Hershey Squirt".
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