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Elspode · 05-25-2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
[voice of reason] you could always go knock on the guy's door and ask him to set the alarm on a less sensitive setting[/voice of reason]

Who are you, and what have you done with Lumberjim?

Troubleshooter · 05-25-2004, 04:09 PM

Summertime is coming so that means balogna and blueberries will be useful.

Kitsune · 05-25-2004, 04:12 PM

Summertime is coming so that means balogna and blueberries will be useful.

I really hope that isn't referring to Pi's vomit idea.

perth · 05-25-2004, 04:16 PM

I really hope that it is.

Pi · 05-25-2004, 04:28 PM

Oh I hope I didn't give anybody some new ideas? That would give me very bad conscience...
Another idea everybody knows and which I never tried myself : Putting a potato into his exhaust. If you really have to press it in and stick it very far : Bad idea!
But maybe LJ has some more funnies to tell us about cars. Or do you only sell them?

Troubleshooter · 05-25-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Kitsune
Summertime is coming so that means balogna and blueberries will be useful.

I really hope that isn't referring to Pi's vomit idea.

The balogna will bind with the paint and will pull a nice round ring of paint up when it curls in the heat.

The blueberries will actually dye the glass blue if it gets hot enough.

Pi · 05-25-2004, 04:36 PM

Hey thanks man. I have some problems with my neighbour. Maybe this would help.

Kitsune · 05-25-2004, 04:41 PM

The balogna will bind with the paint and will pull a nice round ring of paint up when it curls in the heat.

Oh, yeah! I remember reading about this, only the version I saw also included instructions for cutting a smiley face in the balogna.

Troubleshooter · 05-25-2004, 08:55 PM

You could also back one of his valve stems out about one turn and then locktite one of the lugnuts in place.

lumberjim · 05-25-2004, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pi
Oh I hope I didn't give anybody some new ideas? That would give me very bad conscience...
Another idea everybody knows and which I never tried myself : Putting a potato into his exhaust. If you really have to press it in and stick it very far : Bad idea!
But maybe LJ has some more funnies to tell us about cars. Or do you only sell them?

the ultimate irony would be to steal it. but i don't think that's wise.

Black shoe polish on both side mirrors, and a glop of vaseline on the touch surface of his doorhandles would get the message across clearly.

If you really want to do him, take his plates off the car, and call a tow company to remove the abandoned vehicle. posing as the apartment complex, naturally.

Troubleshooter · 05-25-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
If you really want to do him, take his plates off the car, and call a tow company to remove the abandoned vehicle. posing as the apartment complex, naturally.

But don't forget *67

wolf · 05-25-2004, 11:31 PM

There are payphones left in the world ...

Problem with most of these ideas is that many of them would set off the oversensitive alarm, and someone would look out to be pissed off at whoever it was that set off the alarm, see you, know you, and call the cops on you for messing with Joe Smith's car.

Oh, and if you do the urine thing, see if you can get someone's other than yours. DNA, you know? Do you have a male dog? It's relatively easy to get a good sized sample.

lumberjim · 05-25-2004, 11:36 PM

what're they gonna do, dna test everyone in the apt complex?

[tinfoil hat] or have we all already been mapped and just don't know it???[/tinfoil hat]

zippyt · 05-25-2004, 11:45 PM

i say a 12ga with 00Buck would solve the problem !!!

wolf · 05-26-2004, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
what're they gonna do, dna test everyone in the apt complex?

[tinfoil hat] or have we all already been mapped and just don't know it???[/tinfoil hat]

Better safe than sorry. Oh, I forgot. These are just "pranks," not property destruction, theft by unlawful taking, vandalism, or grand theft auto.

The owner of the damaged or otherwise inconvenienced vehicle will just have a hearty laugh with Kitsune and say "hey, that was really funny. Let's go toiletpaper some dude's house next!!"

05-25-2004, 04:09 PM	#17
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Summertime is coming so that means balogna and blueberries will be useful. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

05-25-2004, 04:28 PM	#20
Pi desperate finder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 437	Oh I hope I didn't give anybody some new ideas? That would give me very bad conscience... Another idea everybody knows and which I never tried myself : Putting a potato into his exhaust. If you really have to press it in and stick it very far : Bad idea! But maybe LJ has some more funnies to tell us about cars. Or do you only sell them? __________________ Complex simplex

05-25-2004, 04:36 PM	#22
Pi desperate finder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 437	Hey thanks man. I have some problems with my neighbour. Maybe this would help. __________________ Complex simplex

05-25-2004, 08:55 PM	#24
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	You could also back one of his valve stems out about one turn and then locktite one of the lugnuts in place. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

05-25-2004, 11:31 PM	#27
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	There are payphones left in the world ... Problem with most of these ideas is that many of them would set off the oversensitive alarm, and someone would look out to be pissed off at whoever it was that set off the alarm, see you, know you, and call the cops on you for messing with Joe Smith's car. Oh, and if you do the urine thing, see if you can get someone's other than yours. DNA, you know? Do you have a male dog? It's relatively easy to get a good sized sample. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-25-2004, 04:12 PM	#18
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Summertime is coming so that means balogna and blueberries will be useful. I really hope that isn't referring to Pi's vomit idea.

05-25-2004, 04:16 PM	#19
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	I really hope that it is.

05-25-2004, 04:41 PM	#23
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	The balogna will bind with the paint and will pull a nice round ring of paint up when it curls in the heat. Oh, yeah! I remember reading about this, only the version I saw also included instructions for cutting a smiley face in the balogna.

05-25-2004, 11:36 PM	#28
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what're they gonna do, dna test everyone in the apt complex? [tinfoil hat] or have we all already been mapped and just don't know it???[/tinfoil hat] __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-25-2004, 11:45 PM	#29
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	i say a 12ga with 00Buck would solve the problem !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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