Whale Penis - Page 2

lumberjim · 02-09-2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by pjshimmer
not directly related to this topic, but this reminds me of an ancient horny guy who switched his penis with one of a horse. And then he deserted his wife and went homeless or something.

did you ever hear the one about the guy that switched his member for a baby elephant trunk?

wolf · 02-09-2004, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by jinx
This came up first when I googled for whale penis images. Looks more like a whale shark to me..... but then I thought the stupid dolphin was a shark too....

That is a whale shark ... and that's not it's penis.

jinx · 02-09-2004, 12:37 PM

Do tell.

wolf · 02-09-2004, 12:39 PM

Snopes tell ...

Elspode · 02-10-2004, 12:39 AM

Okay, how about this one, then? Looks reasonably like the pickled one, and it does appear to be attached to something large and in the ocean, plus the page it comes from is devoted to Grey Whales, albeit in Japanese.

lumberjim · 02-10-2004, 12:43 AM

yep you got it. i saw that on a documentary once. but I'm pretty sure they were larger whales. I specifically remember them saying it was 12' long and prehensile......it was the first time i remember having whale penis envy.

dar512 · 02-10-2004, 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

did you ever hear the one about the guy that switched his member for a baby elephant trunk?

Sounds like a good joke. Tell. Tell.

lumberjim · 02-10-2004, 10:02 AM

I think i posted it once before, but, i can;t find it. anyway, here's the short version:

older man marries younger woman. he cant get it up. she takes him to a specialist that is pioneering a new procedure. It involves replacing the defective unit with the trunk of a baby elephant. great control, and you can go all night. So, after some debate, they do it. everything is great.

one night, while they were over her folks house having dinner, the mother in law serves steak, baked potatoes, and veggies. in the midst of mom telling a story, she sees, out of the corner of her eye, something gray come up onto the table, and the husband's potato dissapears.

she's slightly shocked and disbelieving, so she asks him to "do that again"

he says, " I'd be glad to oblige, but I don't think I can fit another potato up my ass."

elSicomoro · 02-10-2004, 07:23 PM

#2!!! This thread is now #2 on Google for "whale penis"!!!

lumberjim · 02-10-2004, 07:26 PM

#2 & #20!

Elspode · 02-10-2004, 11:03 PM

Damn, folks...we *cannot* be the Avis Rent a Car of Whale Penises! We must try harder!

Hell of a leap, though. I feel sort of gratified, in a sick and twisted way.

Undertoad · 02-10-2004, 11:07 PM

What's amazing is how fast it picked it up. Google must be fuckin' close to sentience at this point.

Griff · 02-11-2004, 06:27 AM

Google is the whale penis of search engines!

SteveDallas · 02-11-2004, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by Undertoad
What's amazing is how fast it picked it up. Google must be fuckin' close to sentience at this point.

I don't know about sentient, but it does seem to be almost prehensile.

Just like a whale penis.

Griff · 02-11-2004, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas

I don't know about sentient, but it does seem to be almost prehensile.

Just like a whale penis.

LOL!

02-09-2004, 12:37 PM	#18
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02-09-2004, 12:39 PM	#19
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02-10-2004, 12:43 AM	#21
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yep you got it. i saw that on a documentary once. but I'm pretty sure they were larger whales. I specifically remember them saying it was 12' long and prehensile......it was the first time i remember having whale penis envy. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-10-2004, 10:02 AM	#23
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I think i posted it once before, but, i can;t find it. anyway, here's the short version: older man marries younger woman. he cant get it up. she takes him to a specialist that is pioneering a new procedure. It involves replacing the defective unit with the trunk of a baby elephant. great control, and you can go all night. So, after some debate, they do it. everything is great. one night, while they were over her folks house having dinner, the mother in law serves steak, baked potatoes, and veggies. in the midst of mom telling a story, she sees, out of the corner of her eye, something gray come up onto the table, and the husband's potato dissapears. she's slightly shocked and disbelieving, so she asks him to "do that again" he says, " I'd be glad to oblige, but I don't think I can fit another potato up my ass." __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-10-2004, 07:26 PM	#25
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	#2 & #20! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-10-2004, 12:39 AM	#20
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Okay, how about this one, then? Looks reasonably like the pickled one, and it does appear to be attached to something large and in the ocean, plus the page it comes from is devoted to Grey Whales, albeit in Japanese. Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-10-2004, 07:23 PM	#24
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	#2!!! This thread is now #2 on Google for "whale penis"!!!

02-10-2004, 11:03 PM	#26
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Damn, folks...we cannot be the Avis Rent a Car of Whale Penises! We must try harder! Hell of a leap, though. I feel sort of gratified, in a sick and twisted way. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-10-2004, 11:07 PM	#27
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	What's amazing is how fast it picked it up. Google must be fuckin' close to sentience at this point.

02-11-2004, 06:27 AM	#28
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Google is the whale penis of search engines! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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