Sycamore asks the British - Page 2

07-25-2003, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by juju
"Hey, didja hear about the new apple WhatZit? It's so small that it fits in the palm of your hand, and it's only $3000!! I bought 6 just yesterday!!"

So sorry that you don't make enough to afford them. Good thing you wasted all that money on a degree, huh? What are they paying you in AK, like $8/hour now? How's that pizza score workin' out for you?

07-25-2003, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by sycamore
"I didn't really need a region-free DVD player with a 100-disc changer, Dolby 5.1 sound, a toaster, and a one-year subscription to Penthouse. But why not? I make the money to pay for it. Now, where is that Subway footlong of mine...oh shit! Time for a date with the showerhead! Maybe the showerhead, the guitar, and I can three-way."

Here we have another toilet to flush your tax dollars down. sycamore collected how much unemployment over the last 18 months? Ooh, I'm gonna go buy patio furniture!

elSicomoro · 07-25-2003, 07:26 PM

There will be a chair waiting for you, should you decide to come hang out at the patio. Heck, I might even have a root beer for ya! Of course, you're not really cool enough to roll in Philly, but I could make an exception in this case.

(about $700)

elSicomoro · 07-25-2003, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by dave
So sorry that you don't make enough to afford them. Good thing you wasted all that money on a degree, huh? What are they paying you in AK, like $8/hour now? How's that pizza score workin' out for you?

AK is Alaska, turd. AR is Arkansas.

So juju, I hear you're willing to work for lower wages than the Mexicans...

juju · 07-26-2003, 12:36 AM

Hey, at least I'm not obsessed with things. Your post implies that I am, too. Please don't push your insecurities onto me.

elSicomoro · 07-26-2003, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by juju
Hey, at least I'm not obsessed with things.

No, you're just obsessed with your "thing."

juju · 07-26-2003, 12:59 AM

What's wrong with my thing? There's nothing wrong with my thing!

elSicomoro · 07-26-2003, 09:07 AM

I don't even want to know about your thing!

07-26-2003, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juju
Hey, at least I'm not obsessed with things. Your post implies that I am, too. Please don't push your insecurities onto me.

Translation: I cannot afford what I want. When I do get what I want, I, too, create a thread about it. Unfortunately, all this has ever amounted to was a coat.

Undertoad · 07-26-2003, 10:42 AM

I believe our dave is quite good at this.

elSicomoro · 07-26-2003, 10:43 AM

At what?

juju · 07-26-2003, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dave
Translation: I cannot afford what I want. When I do get what I want, I, too, create a thread about it. Unfortunately, all this has ever amounted to was a coat.

I buy all kinds of things that I never created threads about. You see, before I post something, I make a cursory attempt to determine whether or not people will actually be interested in it.

I do find it interesting that you feel the need to make things up in order to continue this, though. :)

07-26-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by juju
I do find it interesting that you feel the need to make things up in order to continue this, though.

As opposed to your responses, which have consisted of stuff you... uh... erm... oh yeah, made up. I bought six Apple WhatZits? I'm obsessed with things?

If people weren't interested in them, they wouldn't post. Just as I'm interested in other peoples' things, some are interested in mine. If you don't like it, that's fine. But it's hardly a point of ridicule.

The have-nots are always jealous.

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I buy all kinds of things that I never created threads about. You see, before I post something, I make a cursory attempt to determine whether or not people will actually be interested in it.

Oh, if I made threads about all the things I buy, I'd probably have over ten thousand posts by now. I don't, because I don't feel the need to rub in your face the fact that I'm far more capable of providing for a family than you are.

Undertoad · 07-26-2003, 05:53 PM

"The only way to win is... not to play."
--- the computer in "War Games"

juju · 07-26-2003, 05:54 PM

Uhhh... so, how about them British??

07-26-2003, 12:36 AM	#20
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Hey, at least I'm not obsessed with things. Your post implies that I am, too. Please don't push your insecurities onto me. Last edited by juju; 07-26-2003 at 12:43 AM.

07-25-2003, 07:26 PM	#18
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	There will be a chair waiting for you, should you decide to come hang out at the patio. Heck, I might even have a root beer for ya! Of course, you're not really cool enough to roll in Philly, but I could make an exception in this case. (about $700)

07-26-2003, 12:59 AM	#22
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	What's wrong with my thing? There's nothing wrong with my thing!

07-26-2003, 09:07 AM	#23
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I don't even want to know about your thing!

07-26-2003, 10:42 AM	#25
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I believe our dave is quite good at this.

07-26-2003, 10:43 AM	#26
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	At what?

07-26-2003, 05:53 PM	#29
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	"The only way to win is... not to play." --- the computer in "War Games"

07-26-2003, 05:54 PM	#30
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Uhhh... so, how about them British??

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