Very Politically Incorrect Humor

[perth]

i just like the unintentional comedy gleaned from the idea that abortion stops a beating. well, i guess it does.

~james

[warch]

Ok, that made me chuckle.

[elSicomoro]

Not really PI, but I'm so happy that it's raining this weekend...sorta. That way, all those fuckers that went to the Jersey Shore got completely screwed. No sunbathing, no boardwalk, no refund on the ridiculous amount you paid to stay down there.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/interne....ap/index.html

The gist: There are sites where people meet each other so they can meet up and commit suicide together. This is in Japan. One 30 year old guy met up with 21 and 18 year old women and committed suicide.

My thoughts: Japanese woman are hot. If I were him, I would have definitely sexed them up first.

[elSicomoro]

No doubt...might as well go out with a smile on your face.

[Whit]

     How would you approach someone you met for group-sucide for sexual favors? "Hey, since you won't be using that body after tomorrow, is it okay if I use it for awhile today?" Or the more crude, "Hey, why not go out with a bang?"

[juju]

I doubt someone that depressed is in the mood for sex.

[Undertoad]

Whit, you didn't mention the obvious. How do you get sex out of a dual-suicide pact? "You first."

Well this IS the "Very Politically Incorrect Humor" thread.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. If necro ain't your thang, you could try and nail her as she's slipping away. Or just be blunt about it: "You mind if I fuck you before we go? I don't wanna die a virgin." So what if you're lying? She'll never know, and in an hour, it won't matter.

[Whit]

     I had actually considered the necro possibility. I just couldn't make myself run with it. Of course with some of the sick bastards on this forum I knew I didn't have to.
     'Sides, you gotta figure, if you can get a chic to die with you, then you can probably get a little first. It's not like her self-esteem can be really great if she wants to kill herself.

[xoxoxoBruce]

You could try the "we'll show them" line.
If it doesn't work then get her before she cools.
After all, I've had some that seemed dead.

[Torrere]

Their bodies were sprawled on a bed, and a suicide note was found in another room.

Hey, maybe they did get some.

[Whit]

     Nah, if the thirty year old guy had just had a three-way with a 21 and an 18 year old he certainly would have found a reason to live.
     On the other hand, maybe he figured life was all down hill from there.

[pjshimmer]

I find humor in everything

I have a twisted mind too. But I, on the other hand, can find sadness/pessimism in almost any situation. Help me get out of this permanent depression!!

[Whit]

     Dude, the key is to look at the shitstorm that is life and smile about it. I mean who really cares? Three people died and it's been a running joke on this thread for days. Sure the reality is that three lives were prematurely ended needlessly, undoubtedly cause grief and guilt among friends and family members, but screw it. Let's talk about if they got laid first.
     Dwelling on the sadness doesn't mean shit. Sure mentally ill people are starving to death on the streets of every major city, but how does my laughing at the idiocy that coats society like chocolate on a candy bar worsen the situation? It doesn't. Yet, my life becomes more enjoyable.
     It's all about making a decision, you get what you look for. Look for the funny shit. It's there, it's often the sad shit that's funny too. Try saying the dark funny shit out loud. The look on peoples faces often adds greatly to the humor.