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Old 04-11-2012, 08:36 PM   #16
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Careful there, Griff, they turn on you at the drop of a hat. She's been pushing this one away since last summer and then suddenly U-turn.....
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Old 04-11-2012, 10:02 PM   #17
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I feel your pain. Unwanted (thankfully) young males have been fawning over the Griff girls a lot lately. This confirms that I should post more on the Cool Weapons thread.
Just be cleaning the guns when they come over for meet the parents night. Although, that could backfire, since they are, by definition, country boys. Oh, look how cool lil griff and lil pete's dad is ...
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Old 04-11-2012, 10:12 PM   #18
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maybe start polishing your handbag and shoe collection? Offer them a try......

My mom once told my boyfriend where the condoms were :/ ..... instant turn off......
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:36 AM   #19
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Careful there, Griff, they turn on you at the drop of a hat. She's been pushing this one away since last summer and then suddenly U-turn.....
The girls can be fickle.

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Just be cleaning the guns when they come over for meet the parents night. Although, that could backfire, since they are, by definition, country boys. Oh, look how cool lil griff and lil pete's dad is ...
Yep. Gotta recon your victim.
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Old 04-12-2012, 06:19 PM   #20
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Thank god I don't have girls.

I hope no one's Dad shoots my boys.
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Old 04-12-2012, 06:28 PM   #21
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Well, if you have boys, you need to worry about what one wang is doing.

When you have a girl, you need to worry about what every wang is doing.
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