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Old 01-14-2012, 06:02 AM   #1
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:06 PM   #2
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My bass teacher says he isn't Jewish - he's Jewish-ish.
That's a good idea - I should learn to fish.
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Old 11-14-2011, 08:03 AM   #3
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No, but I think glatt is.

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Old 11-14-2011, 09:51 AM   #4
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No, but I think glatt is.

No, glatt is kosher.
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Old 11-14-2011, 09:55 AM   #5
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All you need to know is that I'm strait styling, and my new formula has more content.
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Old 11-14-2011, 09:56 AM   #6
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All you need to know is that I'm strait styling, and my new formula has more content.
What's that name on the right side of the box...Schleppers?

For professional use only. Well crap. Professional WHAT?
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:00 AM   #7
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I aspire to be one of the professional shit men.
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Old 01-08-2012, 09:01 PM   #8
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All you need to know is that I'm strait styling, and my new formula has more content.
The name of the company in the upper right of that box is Schwarzkopf, literally 'black head'.

And Glatt is a strict form of kosher, the word literally means 'smooth'.

Yes, Hitler was that evil. Any ruler that deliberately slaughters his or her own citizens is the worst kind of evil.

Jews were the largest single population group killed. This should in no way detract from the suffering of homosexuals, intellectuals, gypsies, or any other group that suffered.

case closed.
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Old 11-14-2011, 09:53 AM   #9
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And another thing, I'm sick of the Jews hijacking the whole holocaust thing.

More than 12 million people were exterminated by the Nazis. Why do 50% of the victims get the lion's share of the credit?

Oh, that's right, they were super organized.
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Old 11-14-2011, 09:55 AM   #10
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I think they get the lion's share because (whispers/nobodywantstolivenextdoortothegypsies/endwhisper)
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Old 11-14-2011, 02:03 PM   #11
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(whispers/nobodywantstolivenextdoortothegypsies/endwhisper)
(whispers/or teh queers becos they will judge you on your curtains and not the beef ones/endwhisper)
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:06 AM   #12
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whoa, who ever thought of including the Russians in that tally? Now we're talking big numbers:
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The number of victims depends on which definition of "the Holocaust" is used. Donald Niewyk and Francis Nicosia write in The Columbia Guide to the Holocaust that the term is commonly defined[8] as the mass murder, and attempt to wipe out, European Jewry, which would bring the total number of victims to just under six million—around 78 percent of the 7.3 million Jews in occupied Europe at the time.[236]
Broader definitions include approximately 2 to 3 million Soviet POWs, 2 million ethnic Poles, up to 1,500,000 Romani, 200,000 handicapped, political and religious dissenters, 15,000 homosexuals and 5,000 Jehovah's Witnesses, bringing the death toll to around 11 million. The broadest definition would include 6 million Soviet civilians, raising the death toll to 17 million.[8] R.J. Rummel estimates the total democide death toll of Nazi Germany to be 21 million. Other estimates put total casualties of Soviet Union's citizens alone to about 26 million.
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:33 AM   #13
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Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
Jew Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Jew Know It
Jew Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On, Jew Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Jew's Bad . . .
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:51 AM   #14
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Oh, bitch, you are so going to hell

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Old 11-14-2011, 10:57 AM   #15
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I know.

But Satan needs a girlfriend, and I'm the right girl for the, em...position.
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