The Most WTF?! Thing You Will Ever See. - Page 2

wolf · 11-01-2011, 11:47 AM

Try making a bread pudding with it ...

Sundae · 11-01-2011, 11:47 AM

Nah, that's cheating...

Sundae · 11-01-2011, 11:55 AM

I did get it.
I just didn't want to encourage you

Naughty.

classicman · 11-01-2011, 11:56 AM

(crickets)

infinite monkey · 11-01-2011, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I did get it.
I just didn't want to encourage you

Naughty.

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

(crickets)

Snickers.

I laughed loudly when I posted it. But I'm a 12 year old sometimes.

Gravdigr · 11-01-2011, 11:58 AM

Just some info I left out:

The horse was killed by the girl's boyfriend.

It was dispatched with a single shot to the brain from a high-powered rifle. It died instantly.

No cruelty to animals charges were filed, as the local law enforcement sees the method of killing as one of the most humane, saying the horse probably never knew what happened.

The horse was shot for the meat. They butchered it after having a little fun with the carcass.

Gravdigr · 11-01-2011, 11:59 AM

Sundae · 11-01-2011, 12:04 PM

I got a big belly laugh out of calling you naughty.
Takes all sorts.

Haggis.

classicman · 11-01-2011, 12:14 PM

I thought it was funny as hell.
Or as Jesspam would say
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

infinite monkey · 11-01-2011, 12:17 PM

I wondered if that meant laughing out out (insert additional outs here if necessary) loud?

OH, sidenote: My sis-in-law's mom got an email informing her that someone's grandmother had passed away. K responded with her sypathy, ending the email with LOL.

She thought it meant Lots of Love.

Sundae · 11-01-2011, 12:27 PM

I thought it meant Lots of Laughs originally.
Doesn't have the same potential for cringe.

Although I will tell you something that did make me want to curl up and groan.

I was in Marks & Spencers yesterday (very nice store). In the Food Hall, which is the only part I can afford to shop in.
There was a man on his mobile saying, "Hello? Hello?"
Me being me, and just amusing myself, I said "Hello!" back.
I hadn't intended for him to hear me.

But he did, looked at me puzzled and motioned to his phone as if to say - sorry, I wasn't talking to you.

My private joke crumbled around me and I wished the floor would gobble me up.

No doubt when he got home to his wife (a neurobiologist and supermodel no doubt) he would tell her about the odd woman who thought he was actually saying hello to her when in fact he was on his phone all the time.

infinite monkey · 11-01-2011, 12:29 PM

A neurobiologist, a supermodel, a mother of 4 wonderful childen, a volunteer for the Red Cross, and a deacon in her church.

footfootfoot · 11-01-2011, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

A neurobiologist, a supermodel, a mother of 4 wonderful childen, a volunteer for the Red Cross, and a deacon in her church.

I didn't know Clodfobble was a deacon.

Sundae · 11-01-2011, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I didn't know Clodfobble was a deacon.

She's not.
Deacons don't piss in grocery stores.

wolf · 11-01-2011, 12:29 PM

Quote:

There was a man on his mobile saying, "Hello? Hello?"
Me being me, and just amusing myself, I said "Hello!" back.

I've done that accidentally ...

11-01-2011, 11:47 AM	#1
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11-01-2011, 11:47 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Nah, that's cheating... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-01-2011, 11:55 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I did get it. I just didn't want to encourage you Naughty. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-01-2011, 11:56 AM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	(crickets) __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-01-2011, 11:58 AM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Just some info I left out: The horse was killed by the girl's boyfriend. It was dispatched with a single shot to the brain from a high-powered rifle. It died instantly. No cruelty to animals charges were filed, as the local law enforcement sees the method of killing as one of the most humane, saying the horse probably never knew what happened. The horse was shot for the meat. They butchered it after having a little fun with the carcass. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-01-2011, 11:59 AM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-01-2011, 12:04 PM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I got a big belly laugh out of calling you naughty. Takes all sorts. Haggis. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-01-2011, 12:14 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I thought it was funny as hell. Or as Jesspam would say LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-01-2011, 12:17 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I wondered if that meant laughing out out (insert additional outs here if necessary) loud? OH, sidenote: My sis-in-law's mom got an email informing her that someone's grandmother had passed away. K responded with her sypathy, ending the email with LOL. She thought it meant Lots of Love.

11-01-2011, 12:27 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I thought it meant Lots of Laughs originally. Doesn't have the same potential for cringe. Although I will tell you something that did make me want to curl up and groan. I was in Marks & Spencers yesterday (very nice store). In the Food Hall, which is the only part I can afford to shop in. There was a man on his mobile saying, "Hello? Hello?" Me being me, and just amusing myself, I said "Hello!" back. I hadn't intended for him to hear me. But he did, looked at me puzzled and motioned to his phone as if to say - sorry, I wasn't talking to you. My private joke crumbled around me and I wished the floor would gobble me up. No doubt when he got home to his wife (a neurobiologist and supermodel no doubt) he would tell her about the odd woman who thought he was actually saying hello to her when in fact he was on his phone all the time. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-01-2011, 12:29 PM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	A neurobiologist, a supermodel, a mother of 4 wonderful childen, a volunteer for the Red Cross, and a deacon in her church.

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