Kids and Fireworks do not mix - Page 2

Spexxvet · 07-05-2011, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

All Brits know this. Why in the fuck were the kids lighting the fireworks tonight? And going back to them within seconds if they didn't start as expected? And having no shoes? And lighting them in the street? And picking them up to douse them while they were still sputtering... and... and... and.... I can't believe no-one was hurt. They were throwing "poppers" at the kids lighting the frewirks too. We left. I guess that's one way of showing your independance from Brit rule...... /Darwinisminaction

It's "The American Way". Don't try to take our guns from us. Don't limit how fast we can drive, or the size of the obnoxious vehicle we drive. Don't make us wear a helmet when we ride a motorcycle.

We're AMERICAN. We chew up fireworks and spit out sparks!

infinite monkey · 07-05-2011, 11:04 AM

Americans: Fighting since 1776 for the right to steal potted plants from your porch and to blow our fingers off.

Brits: they're not sorry about our fingers.

Pico and ME · 07-05-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

It's "The American Way". Don't try to take our guns from us. Don't limit how fast we can drive, or the size of the obnoxious vehicle we drive. Don't make us wear a helmet when we ride a motorcycle.

We're AMERICAN. We chew up fireworks and spit out sparks!

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DanaC · 07-05-2011, 11:30 AM

Yeah. I still have the images of horribly scarred children burned (if you'll pardon the pun) into my brain.

infinite monkey · 07-05-2011, 11:52 AM

Cajun Blackened Battered Children~ $7.99

infinite monkey · 07-05-2011, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME

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I saw that Pico. Weird huh?

You know what though? I keep seeing signs in people's yards about being sure to keep an eye out for motorcycle riders. I completely agree with this, and I do look for them and I'm very careful around them. We all have to share the road.

But see, the thing is, out of the last I don't know how many motorcycle accidents with injuries or fatalities that I've heard about, almost all have involved just that motorcycle, with the exception of some where the motorcycle rider was at fault in a two vehicle collision.

I'll look for you, will you look for me?

glatt · 07-05-2011, 12:30 PM

I found myself on the NJ Turnpike a week ago. It was a beautiful day, and there were a lot of motorcycles on the road. Most of them were speeding, and a small percentage of them were speeding so much as to be almost unbelievable. I was doing 70 at one point in the middle lane and was passed by one guy who had been in the left lane, he swooped across behind me over into the right lane, and passed me on the right, and swooped back across into the left lane. It was honestly like I was standing still and it happened so fast he was out of sight ahead of me in 2-3 seconds. I estimate he was going about 110 to 120 in fairly heavy traffic.

He seemed to be in control of the bike, but honestly, at that speed, and with that kind of riding, it's only a matter of time before you make a minor miscalculation and lose it.

I was really hoping he wouldn't lose it, because with him in front of me now, it would only cause a traffic jam and slow me down.

Spexxvet · 07-05-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME

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If the kill themselves, I don't mind so much. I mind when they are damaged so badly that the government pays for their care or subsidizes their income.

Clodfobble · 07-05-2011, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Yeah. I still have the images of horribly scarred children burned (if you'll pardon the pun) into my brain.

In my junior high school, they showed us pictures of people with STDs instead.

Sundae · 07-05-2011, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

If the kill themselves, I don't mind so much. I mind when they are damaged so badly that the government pays for their care or subsidizes their income.

Uh-huh.
Same with maimed/ disabled kids.
If their parents didn't bother with firework safety, road-crossing rules, swimming lessons et al, the fuckers deserve to live with untreated pain.

infinite monkey · 07-05-2011, 02:52 PM

I think kids have to wear helmets on mopeds and such. The law protects them from stupid parents, in this case.

classicman · 07-05-2011, 02:54 PM

My cousins & their friends shot bottle rockets AT each other all the time as teens. They literally had fights like kids who play paintball nowadays.

ZenGum · 07-05-2011, 08:41 PM

Years back I whiled away a few dull hours browsing the Darwin Awards website.

The phrases "home made fireworks" and "home made explosives" probably came up more than any other. Except maybe "hold my beer".

Gravdigr · 07-05-2011, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

I was allowed to lite fire works young ,
then when I got older was given Whole grosses of bottle rockets and told to have fun ,
But this from the Mom who used to shoot at us with Roman candles

And yet you turned out just fine...

Gravdigr · 07-05-2011, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME

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I saw that story...hate to say it, but, I larfed. And I don't like helmet laws.

07-05-2011, 02:54 PM	#27
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	My cousins & their friends shot bottle rockets AT each other all the time as teens. They literally had fights like kids who play paintball nowadays. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-05-2011, 08:41 PM	#28
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Years back I whiled away a few dull hours browsing the Darwin Awards website. The phrases "home made fireworks" and "home made explosives" probably came up more than any other. Except maybe "hold my beer". __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Americans: Fighting since 1776 for the right to steal potted plants from your porch and to blow our fingers off. Brits: they're not sorry about our fingers.

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07-05-2011, 12:30 PM	#22
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I found myself on the NJ Turnpike a week ago. It was a beautiful day, and there were a lot of motorcycles on the road. Most of them were speeding, and a small percentage of them were speeding so much as to be almost unbelievable. I was doing 70 at one point in the middle lane and was passed by one guy who had been in the left lane, he swooped across behind me over into the right lane, and passed me on the right, and swooped back across into the left lane. It was honestly like I was standing still and it happened so fast he was out of sight ahead of me in 2-3 seconds. I estimate he was going about 110 to 120 in fairly heavy traffic. He seemed to be in control of the bike, but honestly, at that speed, and with that kind of riding, it's only a matter of time before you make a minor miscalculation and lose it. I was really hoping he wouldn't lose it, because with him in front of me now, it would only cause a traffic jam and slow me down.

07-05-2011, 02:52 PM	#26
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I think kids have to wear helmets on mopeds and such. The law protects them from stupid parents, in this case.

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