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Old 04-14-2011, 02:12 PM   #1
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Old 04-14-2011, 03:48 PM   #2
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I got stuck in traffic and came up with:


school bus driver
tree sturgeon
cow orker
midwife
vacuum cleaner sales
mormon
Brazilian waxer
teen pop sensation
revolving door attendant
Disney hostess
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:04 AM   #3
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Inventor. I flat out know that Wolf can come up with something more useful than this.

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Old 04-15-2011, 11:29 AM   #4
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Old 04-16-2011, 05:08 AM   #5
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I got stuck in traffic and came up with:


school bus driver
tree sturgeon
cow orker
midwife
vacuum cleaner sales
mormon
Brazilian waxer
teen pop sensation
revolving door attendant
Disney hostess
Motor vehicle impersonator (helping people walk through the drive-throughs)
French Benefit
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Old 04-14-2011, 03:52 PM   #6
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Old 04-14-2011, 03:53 PM   #7
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midwife, is that like when you're the wife between, say...the first and third wives?

Has anyone mentioned those folks who insert bull's semen into, um, cows? Cow orker?

Marine Biologist? The way I understand you just need to get the golf balls out of the whale hole. Hey, is that a Titleist?
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Old 04-14-2011, 04:00 PM   #8
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midwife, is that like when you're the wife between, say...the first and third wives?
No, you're confusing midwife and mormon there.
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Old 04-14-2011, 06:38 PM   #9
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no the midwife is when you have your cwisis.
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Old 04-14-2011, 07:11 PM   #10
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then it's perfect for wowf
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Old 04-14-2011, 09:54 PM   #11
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:54 PM   #12
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do you ave a lee zahnce for zat minky?
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:58 PM   #13
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no, but i have a leather paddle for it.
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Old 04-15-2011, 03:14 AM   #14
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Old 04-15-2011, 07:43 AM   #15
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Bail bondswoman.
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