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Originally Posted by ZenGum
Eating snails will take between 1 and 50 years off your life, for every one you eat, depending on how old you are when you eat them.
No, wait, that's nails.
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Originally Posted by monster
Eating a lobster while driving probably increases your chance of dying. Suddenly. So does eating a dick. While driving.
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Yeah, and if you eat snails while driving you increase other people's chances of dying: they keep staring and pointing at you in amazement saying "look at that ESCARGOT!"
Ba DUM dum