Jan 22, 2011: LED-lit teeth - Page 2

GunMaster357 · 01-24-2011, 08:59 AM

If memory serves me right, in his novel "Neuromacer", William Gibson describes an underskin implant serving as a wrist watch.

Coign · 01-24-2011, 09:49 AM

You mean something like this?

http://www.physorg.com/news122819670.html

GunMaster357 · 01-24-2011, 10:22 AM

Next, chicks will put this in their intimity...

Green where you're allowed to play, Red where you aren't.

And there will be no more jokes like the following :

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.
The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"

Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"

Gravdigr · 01-28-2011, 06:41 AM

That's a classic. But I heard it with 'sung wa' instead of 'gama su".

Still phunny.

01-24-2011, 08:59 AM	#16
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	If memory serves me right, in his novel "Neuromacer", William Gibson describes an underskin implant serving as a wrist watch. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

01-24-2011, 09:49 AM	#17
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01-24-2011, 10:22 AM	#18
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Next, chicks will put this in their intimity... Green where you're allowed to play, Red where you aren't. And there will be no more jokes like the following : A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep. The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!" Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?" __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

01-28-2011, 06:41 AM	#19
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