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Old 05-22-2010, 05:08 PM   #16
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"So THAT'S what a prom-night dumpster baby looks like if it lives!"
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Old 05-22-2010, 10:58 PM   #17
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Do you have any more business cards -there's no toilet paper in here.
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Old 05-23-2010, 04:33 AM   #18
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"Not even the Internet cares enough to discuss you."

Preceded by: "You're so useless that," or "You're so worthless that," or, well - Anything your imagination can conjure.
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Old 05-23-2010, 07:24 PM   #19
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He's got his head so far up his ass he has to open his mouth to see where he's going.
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Old 05-24-2010, 10:07 AM   #20
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Did your mother have any children that lived?

He's the kind of guy that makes you want to vote for retroactive abortion.
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Old 05-24-2010, 12:10 PM   #21
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You're so unoriginal even your insults have AARP membership.

He's so ugly they have to photoshop his x-rays
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Old 05-24-2010, 12:32 PM   #22
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Eat a whole bowl of fuck
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Old 05-24-2010, 12:37 PM   #23
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your ass is cockprone
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Old 05-24-2010, 12:42 PM   #24
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DO you have to wipe before you type?
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Old 05-24-2010, 01:29 PM   #25
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The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 05-24-2010, 02:03 PM   #26
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You suck!
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Old 05-24-2010, 02:17 PM   #27
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Old 05-24-2010, 02:28 PM   #28
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"The Biggest Loser" is suing you for breach of copyright and defamation of character.
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Old 05-24-2010, 05:29 PM   #29
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You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in a clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue.
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:01 PM   #30
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You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in a clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue.


If I could remember all that, I'd steal it!
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