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An Ontario cabinet minister resigned from his post tonight after being publicly derided as "gluttonous" and an "embarrassment" for spending tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars on high-end steak dinners, fancy hotels and in-room movies.

Tourism and Recreation Minister Cam Jackson resigned after the deputy Liberal leader publicized his $103,722 in expenses today.

Emphasis added by me.

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