Holy, Creeping Jesus, the smell! - Page 2

Juniper · 01-23-2010, 09:33 PM

We put in hardwood floor, which helped. As soon as Ancient Kitty cashes it in, we're gonna replace the rest of the carpet - lower level rooms and bedrooms. Ms. Ancient One may need some help in that regard, but it's so hard to choose the day to say "that's it." She has a special liking for my son's room, for some reason, and the poor kid is getting so upset about it. I can't blame him.

squirell nutkin · 01-23-2010, 09:42 PM

It's important to let him know where he stands in the family hierarchy.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2010, 11:03 PM

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Dudes, please. I've got a boatload of lexol in the house. You cannot put lexol on this shit, you'd just be further cementing the death-funk into the pores of the leather. Leather can take a lot of abuse, that's why they use leather in the first place.

No, no, do the Lexol after you get it clean. There's no way you're going to get the smell out without removing some, if not most, of the emollients that keep leather from cracking.

Juniper · 01-24-2010, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

It's important to let him know where he stands in the family hierarchy.

Ouch.

squirell nutkin · 01-24-2010, 01:03 AM

Yes, the lexol after I get it clean. I thought you meant the lexol first. I've got the lexol standing by...

wolf · 01-24-2010, 10:23 AM

Woah. You ended up with the furniture from the Da-Da-Da VW commercial?

Spray some Oust around, too. It will quell nearly all gaseous odiferousness.

We even have an emergency can at the nuthouse.

squirell nutkin · 01-24-2010, 12:27 PM

Hey Wolf, long time no read.

I will get some oust. That da da da vw commercial was great, never saw it before.

The cleaning is done. I have lexolled and Febreezed, and incensed the set. I think the next thing is to swiffer it or tack ckoth it to get any remaining animal hairs off. They seem to generate themselves.

monster · 01-24-2010, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

It's important to let him know where he stands in the family hierarchy.

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Originally Posted by Juniper

Ouch.

He does have a point, painful though it might be.

Juniper · 01-24-2010, 06:11 PM

We like to call it "teaching compassion."

But it's also entirely possible we're just teaching him to hate cats.

monster · 01-24-2010, 06:41 PM

I'd be pretty upset if it were me. I'd hate my parents more than the cat.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2010, 07:17 PM

He'll learn to keep his door shut... and maybe, if he's smart, become a magician...

making a cat disappear.

monster · 01-24-2010, 07:19 PM

Door shut = ruined flooring.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2010, 07:28 PM

The carpet is already trash, and the kid's bedroom is only the favorite place, not the only place.

monster · 01-24-2010, 07:42 PM

Closed Door = Nightlong yowling....

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2010, 07:47 PM

We haven't determined this is at night, have we? All night yowling lets the entire family to be pissed off, rather than just one being pissed on.

01-23-2010, 09:42 PM	#17
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	It's important to let him know where he stands in the family hierarchy. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-24-2010, 01:03 AM	#20
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Yes, the lexol after I get it clean. I thought you meant the lexol first. I've got the lexol standing by... __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-24-2010, 10:23 AM	#21
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Woah. You ended up with the furniture from the Da-Da-Da VW commercial? Spray some Oust around, too. It will quell nearly all gaseous odiferousness. We even have an emergency can at the nuthouse. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-24-2010, 12:27 PM	#22
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Hey Wolf, long time no read. I will get some oust. That da da da vw commercial was great, never saw it before. The cleaning is done. I have lexolled and Febreezed, and incensed the set. I think the next thing is to swiffer it or tack ckoth it to get any remaining animal hairs off. They seem to generate themselves. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-24-2010, 06:41 PM	#25
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'd be pretty upset if it were me. I'd hate my parents more than the cat. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2010, 09:33 PM	#16
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	We put in hardwood floor, which helped. As soon as Ancient Kitty cashes it in, we're gonna replace the rest of the carpet - lower level rooms and bedrooms. Ms. Ancient One may need some help in that regard, but it's so hard to choose the day to say "that's it." She has a special liking for my son's room, for some reason, and the poor kid is getting so upset about it. I can't blame him.

01-24-2010, 06:11 PM	#24
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	We like to call it "teaching compassion." But it's also entirely possible we're just teaching him to hate cats.

01-24-2010, 07:17 PM	#26
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He'll learn to keep his door shut... and maybe, if he's smart, become a magician... making a cat disappear. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-24-2010, 07:19 PM	#27
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Door shut = ruined flooring. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-24-2010, 07:28 PM	#28
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The carpet is already trash, and the kid's bedroom is only the favorite place, not the only place. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-24-2010, 07:42 PM	#29
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Closed Door = Nightlong yowling.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-24-2010, 07:47 PM	#30
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	We haven't determined this is at night, have we? All night yowling lets the entire family to be pissed off, rather than just one being pissed on. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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