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Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.
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01-21-2010, 04:29 PM
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Eat me. I'm Kosher.
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01-21-2010, 04:31 PM
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Long pig is never kosher.
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01-21-2010, 04:34 PM
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How about, uh
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01-21-2010, 04:45 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Many years ago, I heard a rabbi assure a young lady in his congregation that semen was kosher.
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01-21-2010, 04:47 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Uh, was she kneeling?
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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01-21-2010, 09:58 PM
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I'll consider going kosher if I they can figure out a way to include lobster, and if I can have bacon on alternate Tuesdays. And maybe every Friday.
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Can anyone name the TV show referencing loobster? Answer here: Behind Every Great Man [3.19] Norm: Yeah, Cliffy had himself the "Ton O' T-Bone". For less than four bucks you get 24 ounces of USDA Choice "bef". Cliff: Bef? No, you mean beef. Norm: Beef? Don't be ridiculous, Cliffy. That stuff is "bef". You see it's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic – what – meat-like substance. Cliff: Ah, no. Norm: What do you expect for four bucks? You see me complainin' about the "loobster"? 
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01-29-2010, 10:41 AM
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So how about them Reubens?
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The same applies to Corned Beef Specials.
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