Announcement: new method for sneezing - Page 2

TheMercenary · 11-16-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

An ex thought the method was to sneeze on me. This is not a great method as he found out. I mean who sneeze's on you and tries to wipe their nose on the hood of your jacket anyway?

PS
In public.

Sounds like a good reason for a sack punch.

Flint · 11-16-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

For those of you without kids: when you are about to sneeze or cough, you raise your whole arm in front of your face, and exhale your deadly sputum aerosol into the crook of your elbow.

WTF have you been doing? Still sneezing into your hand, so you can smear it all over the next available doorknob?

classicman · 11-16-2009, 02:20 PM

... an EX. I thought that was the giveaway.

lumberjim · 11-16-2009, 03:16 PM

monster · 11-16-2009, 06:00 PM

hey, Germophobes.... never mind door handles and shopping cart handles ....just think about where that pen they just had you sign the credit card slip with may have been!

i always sign with my own pen -although not for germ reasons- and as i was today it occurred to me maybe that's why I don't get sick!

Cloud · 11-16-2009, 06:22 PM

I think it came "on high" from the CDC, just like hand-washing measures, to try to prevent spread of the flu

11-16-2009, 02:20 PM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	... an EX. I thought that was the giveaway. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-16-2009, 03:16 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-16-2009, 06:00 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hey, Germophobes.... never mind door handles and shopping cart handles ....just think about where that pen they just had you sign the credit card slip with may have been! i always sign with my own pen -although not for germ reasons- and as i was today it occurred to me maybe that's why I don't get sick! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-16-2009, 06:22 PM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I think it came "on high" from the CDC, just like hand-washing measures, to try to prevent spread of the flu __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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