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Old 09-23-2009, 09:40 AM   #16
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I see a new movie:

Wackoman and Tommy in Constitutional Capers

The adventures of politically polar opposite pals: one a mild-mannered businessman by day, a liberal-fighting superhero by night. The other a curmudgeonly yet loveable leftist. When fate brings the two together to expose and fight crime in the highest levels of government, wacky hilarity ensues.

What say we cast Adam Sandler, and...Jack Black or Danny DeVito?
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:28 PM   #17
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You still didn't answer the question Tommy,
Oh. You don't like it when someone duplicates your attitude? You are so dumb extremists as to not even see your question was answered. But then without George Jr to tell you how to think, your IQ got even lower. No wonder you have become even nastier.

Meanwhile, the article discusses a law enforcement issue - which you woud have understood if Limbaugh had not told you to think otherwise. Oh. I'm sorry. I just answered your question again.
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:29 PM   #18
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I see a new movie:
Throw mama from the train. Plot would make as much sense.
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:41 AM   #19
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There we go, more personal attacks from mommy's basement. Real nice Tommy. Keep it up.
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:18 AM   #20
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:27 PM   #21
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But I thought once Obama took office, terrorists would run free in the streets.

That's what I was told. What happened?
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:28 AM   #22
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Most of the would be street running terrorists wound up to be merely punk ass sissycunts. So they opted to terrorize the web with adolescent trolling. Much safer that way.
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:11 PM   #23
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Terrorist are now buying peroxide in industrial volumes to bleach their hair. After all, terrorists cannot be identified if their hair is blond.

It also helps if they replace their desert robes with Hollywood fashions. Another place to look for terrorist sleeper cells - fashion boutiques.
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