July 3, 2009: Pink Cucumber - Page 2

capnhowdy · 07-04-2009, 08:15 AM

Reply:
" I know where this is going, you pervert. I can see right through you!"

dar512 · 07-04-2009, 11:06 AM

"It's a good thing I'm not Scottish, cause your insides look like haggis."

Wombat · 07-05-2009, 05:57 PM

I ate some sea cucumber too, in a restaurant in Hong Kong. It was like gritty snot. Disgusting.

SPUCK · 07-06-2009, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Wombat

I ate some sea cucumber too, in a restaurant in Hong Kong. It was like gritty snot. Disgusting.

No! You were confused. It was just okra.

Tawny · 07-06-2009, 05:17 PM

I had a patient once who used to pull out her own rectum.

Oddly, it looked a lot like this cucumber creature.

capnhowdy · 07-06-2009, 08:46 PM

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monster · 07-06-2009, 11:53 PM

I am a married woman and therefore not interested in your pink cucumber. kthnxbai.

Sun_Sparkz · 07-08-2009, 07:39 AM

Yeah, Tawny, umm.. WTF?!?!?!?

Capnhowdy - each of those were just laugh out loud ridiculous.

I think the cucuber is very pretty. except the thing inside kind of looks like an umbiblical cord to me.

ZenGum · 07-08-2009, 11:06 PM

If it were Japanese, it would have more Hello Kitty crap on it.

Or chopsticks.

Clodfobble · 07-09-2009, 11:51 AM

Or it would have printed across the front, "Cucumbering Joy For the Happy Existence!"

07-04-2009, 08:15 AM	#1
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Reply: " I know where this is going, you pervert. I can see right through you!" __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-04-2009, 11:06 AM	#2
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	"It's a good thing I'm not Scottish, cause your insides look like haggis." __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

07-05-2009, 05:57 PM	#3
Wombat (marsupial with backward-facing pouch) Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canberra Posts: 251	I ate some sea cucumber too, in a restaurant in Hong Kong. It was like gritty snot. Disgusting. __________________ If you don't do it properly, you'll get to the pub sooner.

07-06-2009, 08:46 PM	#6
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	__________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-06-2009, 11:53 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I am a married woman and therefore not interested in your pink cucumber. kthnxbai. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-06-2009, 05:17 PM	#5
Tawny Named After the Family Dog Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl Posts: 79	I had a patient once who used to pull out her own rectum. Oddly, it looked a lot like this cucumber creature.

07-08-2009, 07:39 AM	#8
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	Yeah, Tawny, umm.. WTF?!?!?!? Capnhowdy - each of those were just laugh out loud ridiculous. I think the cucuber is very pretty. except the thing inside kind of looks like an umbiblical cord to me. __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

07-08-2009, 11:06 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	If it were Japanese, it would have more Hello Kitty crap on it. Or chopsticks. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-09-2009, 11:51 AM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Or it would have printed across the front, "Cucumbering Joy For the Happy Existence!" __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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