poetry challenge - Page 2

Trilby · 04-16-2009, 03:02 PM

(I like how you rhymed Kiss with piss! Very nice!)

lumberjim · 04-16-2009, 07:10 PM

From Hotels windows they fly,
And shot by Elvis, they die,
People believe what they see,
somehow, fantastically
When, in reality, TV is a lie

next topic: viagra

Queen of the Ryche · 04-16-2009, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

(I like how you rhymed Kiss with piss! Very nice!)

Kind of appropriate, dontchya think?

limey · 04-17-2009, 01:49 PM

The subject from dear Lumberjim
Is not what he takes for his vim!
No need for Viagra
He cums like Niagara
Just one look at Jinx does for him!

Cuba ...

glatt · 04-17-2009, 02:57 PM

They're opening Cuba to us!
You wonder what's all the fuss?
With awesome cigars,
and cool classic cars,
They'll be packing tours in by the bus.

Radar's hot dog stand

DanaC · 04-17-2009, 03:23 PM

I once knew a dwellar named Radar,
With a serious need for more moolah.
So he hatched him a plan,
To sell dogs from a van,
Now he's building his fortune from wieners.

The BBC

Clodfobble · 04-17-2009, 03:29 PM

In Florida, one would surmise
It's hot dogs that everyone buys.
If he makes no mistakes
They'll sell like hotcakes
Or at least better than homeschool supplies.

Edit: Crap! Too slow!

Trilby · 04-17-2009, 03:44 PM

there once was the Old BBC
where one could hear Poetry
and all that cool crap
but now it's just rap
coz they want to be like MTV

Canker sores

Gravdigr · 04-19-2009, 04:33 PM

Background: I once (ahem) 'lived off the state' for a while (i was locked up). There was a guard, Fitzpatrick, that was about 500 lbs., who constantly had a styrofoam coffee cup in his hand. It contained "smokeless tobacco product" spit. Nasty as hell. He couldn't talk for spitting. I think he used the same cup the whole time I was there. I left this little limerick on my cell wall when I left:

There once was a jail guard named Fitz
Who had a bad case of the shits
He found some corks in a stash
And pounded one up his ass
So now instead of shitting he spits

Gravdigr · 04-19-2009, 04:39 PM

Can skoal cause canker sores???

spudcon · 04-19-2009, 05:46 PM

There once was a prosperous banker,
who sat in his office and wankered,
one day while he jerked
his secretary worked
he gave her a canker to thank her

spudcon · 04-19-2009, 05:47 PM

Forgot next topic;
petroleum jelly

Gravdigr · 04-24-2009, 02:11 AM

There was young fellow named Kelly
Whose dick is now stuck to his belly
Because in his haste
He used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly

Next topic: Mucus

monster · 04-25-2009, 09:54 AM

There was a young artist from France
Who’s work fused mucus with dance
His most infamous boogey
Was called Hock a Loogie
It’s said he’s still seeking romance

next: bad drivers

Shawnee123 · 04-25-2009, 10:39 AM

lmao!

04-16-2009, 03:02 PM	#16
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	(I like how you rhymed Kiss with piss! Very nice!) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-16-2009, 07:10 PM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	From Hotels windows they fly, And shot by Elvis, they die, People believe what they see, somehow, fantastically When, in reality, TV is a lie next topic: viagra __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-17-2009, 01:49 PM	#19
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	The subject from dear Lumberjim Is not what he takes for his vim! No need for Viagra He cums like Niagara Just one look at Jinx does for him! Cuba ... __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

04-17-2009, 03:29 PM	#22
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	In Florida, one would surmise It's hot dogs that everyone buys. If he makes no mistakes They'll sell like hotcakes Or at least better than homeschool supplies. Edit: Crap! Too slow! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-17-2009, 03:44 PM	#23
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	there once was the Old BBC where one could hear Poetry and all that cool crap but now it's just rap coz they want to be like MTV Canker sores __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-17-2009, 02:57 PM	#20
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	They're opening Cuba to us! You wonder what's all the fuss? With awesome cigars, and cool classic cars, They'll be packing tours in by the bus. Radar's hot dog stand

04-17-2009, 03:23 PM	#21
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I once knew a dwellar named Radar, With a serious need for more moolah. So he hatched him a plan, To sell dogs from a van, Now he's building his fortune from wieners. The BBC

04-19-2009, 04:33 PM	#24
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Background: I once (ahem) 'lived off the state' for a while (i was locked up). There was a guard, Fitzpatrick, that was about 500 lbs., who constantly had a styrofoam coffee cup in his hand. It contained "smokeless tobacco product" spit. Nasty as hell. He couldn't talk for spitting. I think he used the same cup the whole time I was there. I left this little limerick on my cell wall when I left: There once was a jail guard named Fitz Who had a bad case of the shits He found some corks in a stash And pounded one up his ass So now instead of shitting he spits __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. Last edited by Gravdigr; 04-19-2009 at 04:37 PM. Reason: oops, missed the part about the carrying on of the topic

04-19-2009, 04:39 PM	#25
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Can skoal cause canker sores??? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-19-2009, 05:46 PM	#26
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	There once was a prosperous banker, who sat in his office and wankered, one day while he jerked his secretary worked he gave her a canker to thank her __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

04-19-2009, 05:47 PM	#27
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Forgot next topic; petroleum jelly __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

04-24-2009, 02:11 AM	#28
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	There was young fellow named Kelly Whose dick is now stuck to his belly Because in his haste He used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly Next topic: Mucus __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-25-2009, 09:54 AM	#29
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There was a young artist from France Who’s work fused mucus with dance His most infamous boogey Was called Hock a Loogie It’s said he’s still seeking romance next: bad drivers __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-25-2009, 10:39 AM	#30
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lmao! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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