Skunks are exotic.... - Page 2

Clodfobble · 03-08-2009, 11:06 PM

The farther back I have to dig to be able to make fun of you, the better you're doing.

HungLikeJesus · 03-09-2009, 12:22 AM

We used to have skunks coming through our yard all the time. From a distance, I can't tell the difference between the smell of a skunk and the smell of coffee.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-09-2009, 12:30 AM

Sounds like you've got a bum smeller or your drinking some really foul coffee.

Trilby · 03-09-2009, 07:59 AM

That man is as hard to understand as a native Nawlins-er! Lord!

There are animals in this country I'd never heard of until recently. Down south they have a thing called a nutria. they are nuisance animals; the sons of the soil go around shooting them.

monster · 03-09-2009, 09:13 AM

Nutria... HUUUGE rats

Pie · 03-09-2009, 09:24 AM

R.O.U.S.es.
Them's good eatin'. (Or so I hear.)

busterb · 03-09-2009, 12:21 PM

When a youngster and had an interest in hunting, I asked my Dad, a man of few words, can you eat a skunk? He replied "can you eat shit?"

footfootfoot · 03-17-2009, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by busterb

When a youngster and had an interest in hunting, I asked my Dad, a man of few words, can you eat a skunk? He replied "can you eat shit?"

One of my neighbors told me "Even a crow won't eat a fox" I've seen plenty of crows eat skunk though. I'm not sure I could get hungry enough for either.

Oh nad by the way, skunk used to be called American Sable. Very soft fur apparently. Story somewhere...

Sundae · 03-09-2009, 12:27 PM

"If you got enough Tabasco and garlic... The shit, I mean."

DanaC · 03-09-2009, 02:01 PM

keighley's just up the road from my town.

Skunks · 03-17-2009, 11:26 PM

Hi.

Neither exotic nor mystical.

Sorry.

ZenGum · 03-17-2009, 11:50 PM

You should have taken exception to the grammar. Skunks IS exotic.

Nice to meet you, Skunks, you hardcore lurker.

sugarpop · 03-18-2009, 12:55 AM

I knew someone when I was high school that had a pet skunk. He had had the scent glands removed so it couldn't spray you. It was really beautiful and sweet and funny though.

Happy Monkey · 03-23-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sugarpop

He had had the scent glands removed so it couldn't spray you.

Did it still try?

sugarpop · 03-26-2009, 04:19 PM

Not that I remember.

03-08-2009, 11:06 PM	#1
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03-09-2009, 12:22 AM	#2
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03-09-2009, 09:13 AM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Nutria... HUUUGE rats __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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03-09-2009, 02:01 PM	#10
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	keighley's just up the road from my town.

03-17-2009, 11:26 PM	#11
Skunks I thought I changed this. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: western nowhere, ny Posts: 412	Hi. Neither exotic nor mystical. Sorry.

03-17-2009, 11:50 PM	#12
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03-18-2009, 12:55 AM	#13
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	I knew someone when I was high school that had a pet skunk. He had had the scent glands removed so it couldn't spray you. It was really beautiful and sweet and funny though.

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sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	Not that I remember.

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