Feb 15, 2009: Kissing - Page 2

Shawnee123 · 02-15-2009, 06:37 PM

Oh no you di'int, Shel.

You rascal.

Gravdigr · 02-16-2009, 01:11 PM

Ah, aminal love...

Cicero · 02-16-2009, 06:10 PM

Hmmm........I think they are kissing.........

That reminds me of someone.

capnhowdy · 02-16-2009, 07:00 PM

RE CPR....

I'm glad now you don't have to do the breathe step. That makes it a lot easier. Esp in some of the nastier scenarios.

ZenGum · 02-16-2009, 09:32 PM

You "should" do the breathe step - but you "should" have a mask. Without a mask, it is "optional" - patient has a better chance if you do, you have a better chance if you don't.

And the current formula is 30 compressions then two effective breaths, up from 15/2 when I last trained five years back, and way off the 5/1 when I first did it.

Clodfobble · 02-16-2009, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

You "should" do the breathe step - but you "should" have a mask. Without a mask, it is "optional" - patient has a better chance if you do, you have a better chance if you don't

I don't understand this. How would you breathe into the unconscious person's mouth if you're wearing a mask? And what are you protecting yourself from, herpes?

ZenGum · 02-16-2009, 10:50 PM

No, no, no. You use a phantom of the opera type mask to conceal your identity, so they cant sue you for feeling them up while pretending to do CPR.

Or, you might use a resuscitation mask which enables you to breathe into the patient's mouth without getting their kooties into your mouth or yours into theirs. The former is especially important if they have oral bleeding (knocked out tooth, eg) or vomiting (gastral backflow common in horizontal unconscious patients).

Hazards include hepatitis and HIV. And herpes, I guess, and colds, flu, glandular fever etc etc. Kooties, generally.

capnhowdy · 02-17-2009, 06:48 AM

Now there is no need to ventilate. The hands only method has been deemed equally effective.

Link:http://handsonlycpr.eisenberginc.com/

TheMercenary · 02-17-2009, 05:30 PM

Nasty.

Cicero · 02-17-2009, 07:33 PM

This thread: proves you guys can ruin anything. lol!

I am so lucky I like that about you.

TheMercenary · 02-17-2009, 07:40 PM

Ok, when do we get to see the sheep fucking!

02-15-2009, 06:37 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh no you di'int, Shel. You rascal. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-16-2009, 01:11 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ah, aminal love... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-16-2009, 06:10 PM	#3
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Hmmm........I think they are kissing......... That reminds me of someone. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-16-2009, 07:00 PM	#4
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	RE CPR.... I'm glad now you don't have to do the breathe step. That makes it a lot easier. Esp in some of the nastier scenarios. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-16-2009, 09:32 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You "should" do the breathe step - but you "should" have a mask. Without a mask, it is "optional" - patient has a better chance if you do, you have a better chance if you don't. And the current formula is 30 compressions then two effective breaths, up from 15/2 when I last trained five years back, and way off the 5/1 when I first did it. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-16-2009, 10:50 PM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	No, no, no. You use a phantom of the opera type mask to conceal your identity, so they cant sue you for feeling them up while pretending to do CPR. Or, you might use a resuscitation mask which enables you to breathe into the patient's mouth without getting their kooties into your mouth or yours into theirs. The former is especially important if they have oral bleeding (knocked out tooth, eg) or vomiting (gastral backflow common in horizontal unconscious patients). Hazards include hepatitis and HIV. And herpes, I guess, and colds, flu, glandular fever etc etc. Kooties, generally. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-17-2009, 06:48 AM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Now there is no need to ventilate. The hands only method has been deemed equally effective. Link:http://handsonlycpr.eisenberginc.com/ __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-17-2009, 05:30 PM	#9
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Nasty. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-17-2009, 07:33 PM	#10
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	This thread: proves you guys can ruin anything. lol! I am so lucky I like that about you. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-17-2009, 07:40 PM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Ok, when do we get to see the sheep fucking! __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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