If you nipples could talk . . . - Page 2

Cloud · 02-11-2009, 08:42 PM

my right one says: I may be ugly and scarred, but I can chip your teeth if you try to bite me.

my left one says: Soak me! I'm sore!

capnhowdy · 02-11-2009, 08:59 PM

My nipples are speechless.

It doesn't matter what they say... us guys are gonna treat em the way we wanna. 'Cause IN THAT MOMENT they belong to us.

Don't worry. We'll give 'em right back. We don't know how to care for them anyway.

SteveDallas · 02-12-2009, 10:17 AM

So, you're going to pay a stranger... to use a needle on your breasts... to make it clear that you don't like people messing with your breasts??

Trilby · 02-12-2009, 10:44 AM

I have the UGLIEST scars----on where my port was and one on my left breast. I really, really HATE these scars---it's almost like they're on my FACE how much I hate them.

Weird,huh?

Cloud · 02-12-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I have the UGLIEST scars----on where my port was and one on my left breast. I really, really HATE these scars---it's almost like they're on my FACE how much I hate them.

Weird,huh?

My breasts are scarred, too, and I can't say I like them much either. Which is why I decorated them!

it's not weird--breasts are very personal and important to women

bluecuracao · 02-14-2009, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

My breasts are scarred, too, and I can't say I like them much either. Which is why I decorated them!

it's not weird--breasts are very personal and important to women

My right breast still has a scar...the doctor said it would go away completely and soon, but that was about seven years ago! I'm okay with both of em, though, even if they get in the way.

Sundae · 02-12-2009, 04:24 PM

My nipples would say, "Wow this is cool, we used to just look at straight ahead, but now we get to see th floor!"

Bri - I bet you'd deal with the scars better if they were on your face, they would be part of your identity. Hidden in your bra they are a sad secret. No, this isn't a cruel joke about posting in NSFW. Just try to pretend you like them - they are your battle scars, your badges of honour, your medals. It will take a time before it works, but fake it til you make it maybe?

limey · 02-15-2009, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

My nipples would say, "Wow this is cool, we used to just look at straight ahead, but now we get to see the floor!"

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capnhowdy · 02-12-2009, 10:07 PM

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breasts are very personal and important to women

They're ranking right up top o the list with us too.
Speaking for myself, I am rather partial.

Cloud · 02-12-2009, 10:43 PM

your breasts? or women's breasts?

"take that bra off, and set me free!"

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-13-2009, 10:55 PM

My nipples make me say, "(gasp) Ooo!" X-Lydia can make me wriggle. It amuses her, whether she has to peel me off the bedroom ceiling or just let me flutter back down.

Undertoad · 02-14-2009, 12:13 PM

We mens don't care. Ask Padma!

Cloud · 02-14-2009, 05:44 PM

So you don't care? I find male nipples sooo sexy.

I was talking on another board where I'm a moderator, and some of the other mods want to ban an avatar photo showing a male nipple because of a "no nudity" rule.

What? How can you justify censorship of a male nipple?

monster · 02-14-2009, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

So you don't care? I find male nipples sooo sexy.

I was talking on another board where I'm a moderator, and some of the other mods want to ban an avatar photo showing a male nipple because of a "no nudity" rule.

What? How can you justify censorship of a male nipple?

Why would you want to be on board with a "no nudity" rule? :p

Cloud · 02-14-2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Why would you want to be on board with a "no nudity" rule? :p

not sure it makes sense to me either, esp. since it's only no nudity in avatars; nudity is acceptable, in context, in galleries and other areas, although "action shots" are deleted.

the whole thing gives me a headache

02-11-2009, 08:42 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	my right one says: I may be ugly and scarred, but I can chip your teeth if you try to bite me. my left one says: Soak me! I'm sore! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

02-11-2009, 08:59 PM	#2
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	My nipples are speechless. It doesn't matter what they say... us guys are gonna treat em the way we wanna. 'Cause IN THAT MOMENT they belong to us. Don't worry. We'll give 'em right back. We don't know how to care for them anyway. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-12-2009, 10:44 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I have the UGLIEST scars----on where my port was and one on my left breast. I really, really HATE these scars---it's almost like they're on my FACE how much I hate them. Weird,huh? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-12-2009, 04:24 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My nipples would say, "Wow this is cool, we used to just look at straight ahead, but now we get to see th floor!" Bri - I bet you'd deal with the scars better if they were on your face, they would be part of your identity. Hidden in your bra they are a sad secret. No, this isn't a cruel joke about posting in NSFW. Just try to pretend you like them - they are your battle scars, your badges of honour, your medals. It will take a time before it works, but fake it til you make it maybe? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-12-2009, 10:43 PM	#10
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	your breasts? or women's breasts? "take that bra off, and set me free!" __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

02-12-2009, 10:17 AM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	So, you're going to pay a stranger... to use a needle on your breasts... to make it clear that you don't like people messing with your breasts??

02-13-2009, 10:55 PM	#11
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	My nipples make me say, "(gasp) Ooo!" X-Lydia can make me wriggle. It amuses her, whether she has to peel me off the bedroom ceiling or just let me flutter back down. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

02-14-2009, 12:13 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	We mens don't care. Ask Padma!

02-14-2009, 05:44 PM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	So you don't care? I find male nipples sooo sexy. I was talking on another board where I'm a moderator, and some of the other mods want to ban an avatar photo showing a male nipple because of a "no nudity" rule. What? How can you justify censorship of a male nipple? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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