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Old 01-16-2009, 07:42 AM   #16
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It's those damn pesky Canadian Geese.

This is the excuse we need to invade Canada. We'll need their fresh water eventually. Might as well do it now.
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Old 01-16-2009, 07:59 AM   #17
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I might support the invasion of Canada to do battle with their so-called 'geese'. Them f*ckers are mean!
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Old 01-16-2009, 08:02 AM   #18
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Old 01-16-2009, 09:14 AM   #19
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I might support the invasion of Canada to do battle with their so-called 'geese'. Them f*ckers are mean!
When we lived at Ft. Monmouth, NJ, next to Red Bank, the Geese would use the post as a landing area on the migration, mostly because of the large wide open parade fields. They would crap everywhere, you couldn't even walk down the sidewalks without stepping in the geese grease. Nasty birds. Fun to look at, not so fun to have around.
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Old 01-16-2009, 10:22 AM   #20
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Saw this on the front pages this morning.
Great rescue effort. Also on the press conference just now, a spokesperson (sorry, I wasn't paying full attention) said that the majority of people were calm and just grateful to be rescued. Wonderful. I'd like to think I'd be the same, rather than having ther screamie-meemies and demanding attention. But if I'd been on a plane that crashed I have a horrible feeling I'd have been in the minority....
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Old 01-17-2009, 08:23 PM   #21
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Security cam videos have been released. Amazing, amazing job.



Subsequent to the splashdown, you see the people standing on the wings, and the plane floating downstream at an alarming rate.
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:28 AM   #22
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In 50 feet of 32 degree water.
I am, however, uncomfortable with the label "Hero", for the pilot and crew. They did a perfect job, exactly what they had been trained to do. I have nothing but praise for their performance, I still think Hero is not appropriate.
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Old 01-18-2009, 08:12 AM   #23
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He put her down so smoothly. Amazing.
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Old 01-18-2009, 09:18 AM   #24
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In 50 feet of 32 degree water.
I am, however, uncomfortable with the label "Hero", for the pilot and crew. They did a perfect job, exactly what they had been trained to do. I have nothing but praise for their performance, I still think Hero is not appropriate.
If he's a hero, then so is everyone who does their job to the best of their ability. I think it fits. Not many people do their jobs that well.
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Old 01-18-2009, 10:32 PM   #25
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I'm okay with the guy being a hero. I mean, if he'd fucked up severely and killed everyone, he'd sure as hell be a goat.
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Old 01-18-2009, 10:34 PM   #26
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If he's not a hero, then neither are the marines or soldiers or airforce pilots either.

They're just doing the job they've been trained for.
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Old 01-19-2009, 01:04 AM   #27
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Wot Ali sed. Bruce, you need to appreciate heroes more, and have some also, and be able to say why. This may be why you and I argue so much. You aren't appreciating some of the things that really make life worth living. Heroism is one of these.
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Old 01-19-2009, 05:55 PM   #28
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You have got to be kidding me.

http://consumerist.com/5134413/spiri...on-flight-1549
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:00 PM   #29
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Surely it's just an automatic response which many airlines have in place? I'm sure it'll all be sorted out.

I imagine they recieved the call from CS who probably just had a list of people to call (and might not be too bright) about not using their tickets and the passengers probably went straight to the media with the story rather than go to the airline and put forward their case.

Sensationalism at its worst.
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:01 PM   #30
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That's it. My next protest song is going to be entitled "Its all about the money".

Please PM me your best examples of insane shit that is done in the name of money.
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