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Flint · 01-13-2009, 08:41 AM

"The CUSHIONS. Your RUINING THEM" . . . lol

Shawnee123 · 01-13-2009, 09:14 AM

Heh...keep in mind the cushions were vinyl with alternating moss green and bright yellow...circa 1970. I let Toonces sit on them.

My vet, Dr Doug (we always use his first name) is an old school farmer vet...and he's great with animals and a very sweet man. His office looks like an old farmer vet's office, not all bright and modern like you see. I like it there.

wolf · 01-13-2009, 01:31 PM

I once had creamers thrown at me, as a restaurant customer.

Well, it wasn't ordinary circumstances, I guess.

Things get strange on the night shift at a Denny's. Servers are used to dealing with obstreperous drunks rather than college students who would rather stay up all night, eat Denny's breakfasts, drink coffee, and play Dungeons and Dragons.

We were on a first name basis with the night staff, had a favorite table and all that ... and we did our best to tip well, despite the traditional college student scarceness of funds.

We also liked to build creamer towers, since we were all drinking coffee and only one of our guys used creamer, it gave us something to do with the loads of creamer that got dropped on the table by waitress protocol. So one night we had this elaborate tower going and the wait staff were all over by the cash register, and they started throwing buckets of creamer at us to knock down our tower.

I miss college.

kerosene · 01-13-2009, 01:43 PM

I worked night shift at Denny's when I was 19. We had regulars like that, too. I learned several card games that way.

ZenGum · 01-13-2009, 07:48 PM

I recently spotted a new way to abuse apostrophe's.

Quote:

Management reserve's the right to refuse entry.

Idiot.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-14-2009, 01:34 AM

Nazi. The purpose of signs is to communicate, but first they have to get your attention. It did. :p

Perry Winkle · 01-18-2009, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Nazi. The purpose of signs is to communicate, but first they have to get your attention. It did. :p

That explains the sign I saw a while back: "Men to the left! Women and children's to the right!"

Urbane Guerrilla · 01-19-2009, 01:49 AM

We have a regular stop in the morning with the dispensers -- half & half to the left, French vanilla right. Very good for cooling the coffee if you put enough in the cup. All that cream keeps the coffee from irritating one's innards.

TheMercenary · 01-19-2009, 09:31 AM

French vanilla makes it foofoo coffee. uggggh.

Urbane Guerrilla · 01-20-2009, 02:32 PM

Well, I'm (verbal contraction) never much troubled by beverages that are coffee-with-things; as a kid my favorite flavor of ice cream was coffee, and a lot of the latte stuff is more or less like the ice cream. 'S (more intense contraction) all good.

monster · 01-20-2009, 03:33 PM

If those contraction get any more intense, you might want to head to the delivery ward....

ZenGum · 01-20-2009, 06:23 PM

Has UG become a contractarian?

wood*nymph · 01-20-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

French vanilla makes it foofoo coffee. uggggh.

Personally, I like a bit of Irish Cream in my coffee. Does Bailey's make it foofoo?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-20-2009, 11:07 PM

No, putting coffee in the Bailey's makes it foo foo.

TheMercenary · 01-22-2009, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by wood*nymph

Personally, I like a bit of Irish Cream in my coffee. Does Bailey's make it foofoo?

Not in the least!

01-13-2009, 08:41 AM	#16
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01-13-2009, 09:14 AM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Heh...keep in mind the cushions were vinyl with alternating moss green and bright yellow...circa 1970. I let Toonces sit on them. My vet, Dr Doug (we always use his first name) is an old school farmer vet...and he's great with animals and a very sweet man. His office looks like an old farmer vet's office, not all bright and modern like you see. I like it there. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-13-2009, 01:31 PM	#18
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I once had creamers thrown at me, as a restaurant customer. Well, it wasn't ordinary circumstances, I guess. Things get strange on the night shift at a Denny's. Servers are used to dealing with obstreperous drunks rather than college students who would rather stay up all night, eat Denny's breakfasts, drink coffee, and play Dungeons and Dragons. We were on a first name basis with the night staff, had a favorite table and all that ... and we did our best to tip well, despite the traditional college student scarceness of funds. We also liked to build creamer towers, since we were all drinking coffee and only one of our guys used creamer, it gave us something to do with the loads of creamer that got dropped on the table by waitress protocol. So one night we had this elaborate tower going and the wait staff were all over by the cash register, and they started throwing buckets of creamer at us to knock down our tower. I miss college. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-14-2009, 01:34 AM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nazi. The purpose of signs is to communicate, but first they have to get your attention. It did. :p __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-19-2009, 09:31 AM	#24
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	French vanilla makes it foofoo coffee. uggggh. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-13-2009, 01:43 PM	#19
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I worked night shift at Denny's when I was 19. We had regulars like that, too. I learned several card games that way.

01-19-2009, 01:49 AM	#23
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	We have a regular stop in the morning with the dispensers -- half & half to the left, French vanilla right. Very good for cooling the coffee if you put enough in the cup. All that cream keeps the coffee from irritating one's innards.

01-20-2009, 02:32 PM	#25
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Well, I'm (verbal contraction) never much troubled by beverages that are coffee-with-things; as a kid my favorite flavor of ice cream was coffee, and a lot of the latte stuff is more or less like the ice cream. 'S (more intense contraction) all good. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

01-20-2009, 03:33 PM	#26
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If those contraction get any more intense, you might want to head to the delivery ward.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-20-2009, 06:23 PM	#27
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Has UG become a contractarian? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-20-2009, 11:07 PM	#29
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, putting coffee in the Bailey's makes it foo foo. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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