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View Poll Results: How often?
Never. 5 14.71%
A handful of times. 12 35.29%
Maybe 1 out of every 10 times. 4 11.76%
A quater of the time. 2 5.88%
Probably about half the time. 4 11.76%
Between half the time and every time. 6 17.65%
Every. Time. 1 2.94%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 34. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 01-05-2009, 10:55 AM   #16
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You like to play with toilet paper rolls too, Pooka??
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Uh, no. That is one fetish Flint does not have... if he did... he'd surely replace the empty rolls or at a bare min. remove them from the holder... which ner and I do actually mean never... happens.
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Old 01-05-2009, 11:08 AM   #17
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ya know....the inside of the toilet paper roll is the same, regardless of how much paper there is on the outside of it....
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Old 01-05-2009, 11:10 AM   #18
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ya know....the inside of the toilet paper roll is the same, regardless of how much paper there is on the outside of it....
I don't think that's true.

I think skinny toilet paper rolls tend to have looser flaps, because there isn't a big ass pulling the skin tight.
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Old 01-05-2009, 12:32 PM   #19
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now you're talking about bungholes though.....snap out of it!
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Old 01-05-2009, 04:51 PM   #20
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I fake it....right.on.time.
Nice.
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Old 01-05-2009, 04:53 PM   #21
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I think that it's easier to have simultaneous orgasms with someone you're used to being with. It's when you know your partners body and needs and what's going to get them off right when you want it to happen that makes all the difference.

It's pretty hard to have simultaneous orgasms with someone you don't know anything much about.
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Old 01-05-2009, 07:22 PM   #22
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I agree. Those who have a bunch of failed relationship have a harder time getting to that moment of connection.
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Old 01-05-2009, 07:46 PM   #23
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My ex wife and I were real good at the whole Beatles song sex thing when she'd diddle herself while we screwed. It was fun.
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Old 01-05-2009, 08:14 PM   #24
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Honestly I'd be lucky to have one at all. Not that I can't...I'm just not involved and haven't been for awhile. Suxors because I'm in, "my prime".
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Old 01-05-2009, 08:19 PM   #25
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You *are* prime, that much I can see.

Now, how to get you to KC so you can be appropriately appreciated and debauched....hmmm....
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Old 01-05-2009, 08:37 PM   #26
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Simultaneous Orgasms:
I don't believe it, therefore I don't care about it. If I don't care about it than I don't seek it out. If I'm not seeking it out, then I'm happy with not getting it.

Orgasms, yes those are necessary. Those I have evidence and conviction about. Just don't know a man who can actually give me that, I'll refrain from deciding whether thats possible or not after I've had more experience. No I don't need offers, I have plenty of choices already. I'm just prude.
Multiple orgasms, also has been proven through experiments.
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Old 01-05-2009, 08:45 PM   #27
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Many women, I'm tempted to say the majority, can't seem to have vaginal orgasms, or it takes so long their partner poops out first. If they choose a position which causes the clit to be stimulated, causing a clitoral orgasm, that works out for the best.
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Old 01-05-2009, 09:02 PM   #28
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And some people can't go all night. Or at all. Ok backing out now.....
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Old 01-06-2009, 08:11 AM   #29
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Some of us can acheive both internal and external orgasms... which can lead to a high sex drive and be exhausting to the wrong partner... of course if you find the right one it can sure be fun... though kids slow it down a bit.

Being paired with someone who has a similar desire and openness with their body in addition to a strong amount of trust and emotional connection helps... but really you have to know your own body.
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Old 01-06-2009, 12:24 PM   #30
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Internal is far more reliable for me than external. But either way, the only way it happens simultaneously is if he holds himself back until the right moment; I can't control the "when" for me at all.
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