Fly out the car window: what happens? - Page 2

tw · 12-26-2008, 10:37 AM

This thread is classic of how mental midgets also know that light bulbs are destroyed by powering on and that Saddam had WMDs. Not one number provided. So as the car is traveling at 3 MPH, then its wings are ripped off? Yes, according to the logic and numbers already posted. Why so many poster and not one even asked how fast the car is moving?

No wonder 70% of Americans knew Saddam had WMDs - also proven by ignoring numbers. No wonder everyone 'knows' powering on a light bulb off and on causes bulb failure. No wonder so many knew that conveyor belt underneath an airplance affected its takeoff.

Based upon numbers posted, a responsible poster could not even speculate an answer.

spudcon · 01-06-2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by tw

This thread is classic of how mental midgets also know that light bulbs are destroyed by powering on and that Saddam had WMDs. Not one number provided. So as the car is traveling at 3 MPH, then its wings are ripped off? Yes, according to the logic and numbers already posted. Why so many poster and not one even asked how fast the car is moving?

No wonder 70% of Americans knew Saddam had WMDs - also proven by ignoring numbers. No wonder everyone 'knows' powering on a light bulb off and on causes bulb failure. No wonder so many knew that conveyor belt underneath an airplance affected its takeoff.

Based upon numbers posted, a responsible poster could not even speculate an answer.

Us mental midgets apparently read better than TW. Original post stated the car was going at highway speed. No wonder there are so many TWs who think the war was all about WMDs.

wolf · 12-26-2008, 10:41 AM

So, really all we know is that flint is high as a kite and tw is drunk ...

tw · 12-26-2008, 10:43 AM

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So, really all we know is that flint is high as a kite and tw is drunk ...

... on power. Today, its Mr Furher. Tomorrow, its just Harry (again).

wolf · 12-26-2008, 10:48 AM

I honestly don't think I've ever seen you post anything that funny.

It's our Cellar Christmas Miracle.

tw · 12-26-2008, 11:21 AM

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I honestly don't think I've ever seen you post anything that funny.

Power corrupts a brain. Did I mention why I so like the color red? Even Santa is a party member. Even Santa knows who to bring tribute to.

Beest · 01-06-2009, 11:58 AM

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... Even Santa knows who to bring tribute to.

Coca Cola

tw. · 12-26-2008, 11:50 AM

so, what....am I supposed to be all stodgy and logical now that you've gone goofy?

what the hell is this cellar coming to?

dar512 · 01-06-2009, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by tw.

so, what....am I supposed to be all stodgy and logical now that you've gone goofy?

Going on past experience... yes.

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Originally Posted by tw

This thread is classic of how mental midgets also know that light bulbs are destroyed by powering on and that Saddam had WMDs. Not one number provided. So as the car is traveling at 3 MPH, then its wings are ripped off? Yes, according to the logic and numbers already posted. Why so many poster and not one even asked how fast the car is moving?

No wonder 70% of Americans knew Saddam had WMDs - also proven by ignoring numbers. No wonder everyone 'knows' powering on a light bulb off and on causes bulb failure. No wonder so many knew that conveyor belt underneath an airplance affected its takeoff.

Based upon numbers posted, a responsible poster could not even speculate an answer.

TheMercenary · 01-06-2009, 09:12 AM

HungLikeJesus · 01-06-2009, 11:08 AM

Maybe tw drives at 3 mph on the highway.

In fact, I think I was behind him just last week.

12-26-2008, 10:41 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	So, really all we know is that flint is high as a kite and tw is drunk ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-26-2008, 10:48 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I honestly don't think I've ever seen you post anything that funny. It's our Cellar Christmas Miracle. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-26-2008, 11:50 AM	#8
tw. Nabbed Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 34	so, what....am I supposed to be all stodgy and logical now that you've gone goofy? what the hell is this cellar coming to? __________________ Do you like Gladiator movies?

01-06-2009, 09:12 AM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-06-2009, 11:08 AM	#11
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Maybe tw drives at 3 mph on the highway. In fact, I think I was behind him just last week. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-26-2008, 10:37 AM	#1
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	This thread is classic of how mental midgets also know that light bulbs are destroyed by powering on and that Saddam had WMDs. Not one number provided. So as the car is traveling at 3 MPH, then its wings are ripped off? Yes, according to the logic and numbers already posted. Why so many poster and not one even asked how fast the car is moving? No wonder 70% of Americans knew Saddam had WMDs - also proven by ignoring numbers. No wonder everyone 'knows' powering on a light bulb off and on causes bulb failure. No wonder so many knew that conveyor belt underneath an airplance affected its takeoff. Based upon numbers posted, a responsible poster could not even speculate an answer.

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