Write your own Limerick - Page 2

Nirvana · 08-27-2008, 02:12 PM

I was sort of enjoying my asexual status here for about 5 minutes but, I decided to say you are correct Shawnee, I do have good hygiene, I love my job, and although I do not have a wife, I do have a husband and I'm not on broke back mountain time!

Shawnee123 · 08-27-2008, 02:14 PM

Well DARN!

DanaC · 08-27-2008, 02:49 PM

I'm likin' this Nirvana chick.

Shawnee123 · 08-27-2008, 03:20 PM

Me too!

HungLikeJesus · 08-27-2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

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Please please please tell me you're a 40-something male with good hygiene, no wife, and a job.

I'm a 40-something male with a good wife, no hygiene, and a job.

Shawnee123 · 08-27-2008, 03:50 PM

If you could switch the word "good" with the word "no" I'd be in business. Eh, story of my life!

Then again, it would read: I'm a 40-something male with a no wife, good hygiene, and a job. You're not italian, are you?

HungLikeJesus · 08-27-2008, 07:57 PM

I'm a no good male with 40-something wives. Hygiene is my job.

Shawnee123 · 08-28-2008, 11:43 AM

HungLikeJesus is my name; Hygiene is my game.

HungLikeJesus · 08-28-2008, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

HungLikeJesus is my name; Hygiene is my game.

You call that a Limerick?

Shawnee123 · 08-28-2008, 12:35 PM

We had strayed from the limerick formula, which is kind of sad because I think these are pretty funny!

Pleez, dwellars, moar limrikz.

lumberjim · 08-28-2008, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

I'm lickin' this Nirvana chick.

did I hear that correctly?

Nirvana · 08-28-2008, 12:59 PM

In the garden of Eden sat Eve
An apple had made her believe
Her eyes were wide open
The spell had been broken
And wouldn't poor Adam be peeved?

Nirvana · 08-28-2008, 01:17 PM

LJ is obsessed with his cock
He talks about it, non stop
He fingers and strokes it
His chicken, he chokes it
And he does this all round the clock

DanaC · 08-28-2008, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Quote:
Originally Posted by DanaC
I'm lickin' this Nirvana chick.

did I hear that correctly?

No. Perhaps if you take that cock out of your ear?

lumberjim · 08-28-2008, 03:11 PM

a n00b named Nirvana supposes
when it comes to my cock that she knowses
but the week that you've been here
is not enough time, dear
to tell my hose from elephant noses

08-27-2008, 02:14 PM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Well DARN! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-27-2008, 03:20 PM	#19
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Me too! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-27-2008, 03:50 PM	#21
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If you could switch the word "good" with the word "no" I'd be in business. Eh, story of my life! Then again, it would read: I'm a 40-something male with a no wife, good hygiene, and a job. You're not italian, are you? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-27-2008, 07:57 PM	#22
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I'm a no good male with 40-something wives. Hygiene is my job. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-28-2008, 11:43 AM	#23
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	HungLikeJesus is my name; Hygiene is my game. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-27-2008, 02:12 PM	#16
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I was sort of enjoying my asexual status here for about 5 minutes but, I decided to say you are correct Shawnee, I do have good hygiene, I love my job, and although I do not have a wife, I do have a husband and I'm not on broke back mountain time!

08-27-2008, 02:49 PM	#18
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I'm likin' this Nirvana chick.

08-28-2008, 12:35 PM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	We had strayed from the limerick formula, which is kind of sad because I think these are pretty funny! Pleez, dwellars, moar limrikz. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-28-2008, 12:59 PM	#27
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	In the garden of Eden sat Eve An apple had made her believe Her eyes were wide open The spell had been broken And wouldn't poor Adam be peeved?

08-28-2008, 01:17 PM	#28
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	LJ is obsessed with his cock He talks about it, non stop He fingers and strokes it His chicken, he chokes it And he does this all round the clock

08-28-2008, 03:11 PM	#30
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a n00b named Nirvana supposes when it comes to my cock that she knowses but the week that you've been here is not enough time, dear to tell my hose from elephant noses __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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